by big poopy boi March 22, 2023
A full trash bag used like a bean bag chair. These are typically found in homes occupied by squatters and roach motels. Depending on the contents and brand of the bag, it can be kept for up to a month before stinking up the joint.
Dude #1: The trash is overflowing. I'll take it out.
Dude #2: Don't do that. We'll keep it as a trash bag chair.
Dude #2: Don't do that. We'll keep it as a trash bag chair.
by 2014_chiguy September 16, 2012
A tiny goblin that parents bring to restaurants and seat at a high-chair at the end of the table to throw shit at people eating.
The waitress was serving our meals when the High-Chair Goblin threw crackers at her and threw up all over my food!
by CuntSmash May 07, 2019
A phrase used when one needs to defecate (potty), but does not want to reveal it to the public. Generally used when with a group of people who know the actual meaning.
<person 1> I'm going to go count the ballroom chairs.
<person 2> (ignorant of the fact) Oh okay.
<person 3> (whispers to person 2) He's actually going to go poo!
<person 2> (surprised)Oh!
<person 2> (ignorant of the fact) Oh okay.
<person 3> (whispers to person 2) He's actually going to go poo!
<person 2> (surprised)Oh!
by Kenny November 29, 2002
Kid breaks movie theater seat*
"Yo what are you doing?"
"I need an excuse to sit next to Kim Kardashian."
"Damn, that kids got broken chair syndrome."
"Yo what are you doing?"
"I need an excuse to sit next to Kim Kardashian."
"Damn, that kids got broken chair syndrome."
by Supermann69 September 24, 2011
The act of sitting on a chair covered in male ejaculatory excretions while chair is being hoisted up and down rythmicly (like the jewish barmitzvah tradition. It started by accident in mexico by the great philosopher Julioandro Sanchez (also accredited for the creation of the dirty sanchez).
Guy 1: Hey I just blew a huge load on that chair
Guy 2: My gfs coming over lets convince her to do the Mexican Chair Swinger
Guy 1: Ya thats a great idea. Theres enough ejaculate here to keep her stuck down.
Guy 2: My gfs coming over lets convince her to do the Mexican Chair Swinger
Guy 1: Ya thats a great idea. Theres enough ejaculate here to keep her stuck down.
by eeeeeeee-10 April 27, 2009
Hey PJ. Go have a Canadian folding chair, you're such a douche canoe when you haven't been sodomized.
by Darth_bacon August 22, 2018