High-Chair Goblin

A tiny goblin that parents bring to restaurants and seat at a high-chair at the end of the table to throw shit at people eating.
The waitress was serving our meals when the High-Chair Goblin threw crackers at her and threw up all over my food!
by CuntSmash May 06, 2019
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Cave'd

"Dude I totally Cave'd Latisha on our lunch break yesterday!"
by CuntSmash September 24, 2017
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