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Instablast

1) v. to "like" every image in one's Instagram feed in a single, continuous session without regard for the quality of or interest in the content.

2) v. slang term used by millennials to describe a sex act by a male who prematurely ejaculates.
It took me forty-five minutes to Instablast, since I hadn't looked at my Instagram account in several days.
by joshuaware January 25, 2016
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Dead inside

How I feel literally every day. Also having no self hope and no motivation to getup any morning!

Fun am i right?
My friend:how are you?
Me:dead inside
My friend: oh so nothing new?
by MoonUnicornΩ9901 June 8, 2019
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Insanoflex

Machine in the athf movie that carl gets trapped in which makes him extremely buff to the song "i like your booty, but i'm not gay"
Will Black: Man that was Insane

Eric Bates:....Oflex

Insanoflex!
by will and eric April 13, 2008
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instructions unclear

A phrase said when either the instructions were vague or not understood. Usually followed by getting one's genitals stuck in household appliances.
Instructions: To get your witchmax-2000 broomstick up and running you must sacrifice 1 virgin(whose first name must start with an 'X') on an altar which has the shape of the map of Argentina while reading the bible backwards in an Australian accent while writing the solution of three complex differential equations on the altar with a black bpelikan/b marker.
Once complete, proceed with soaking the bat feathers in the virgin blood and your good to go.

User: Instructions unclear, got dick stuck in the toaster. Help..?
by SirBarks alot July 14, 2016
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Arm triangle of insecurity

A special pose used by women while taking photographs in an effort to reduce the appearance of arm fat. It is performed by standing at an angle towards the camera, with the exposed arm in an akimbo position. Typically, photos such as these appear on Facebook and dating websites. Also typically, the women who strike such a pose are fat and/or insecure about their body image.
Girl: Hey girls, let's all take a group photo
Guy: Wow look at those fatties using the arm triangle of insecurity, all at the same time.
Girl: Omg, we look amazing!
by dunderball August 14, 2012
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Nigga Turned Inside Out

A rather old slur directed at Irish people. In the late 1800s, the Irish were viewed as a secondary race by White Supremacists (see "Inbreds, Elite English") as were black people. (Who were conversely referred to as "Smoked Irish." I shit you not. People back then had ISSUES.)

These days, the terms has been embraced by Irish wannabe gangsters and thugs, et al, as a badge of honour. Look to House of Pain and Eminem as heroes.
Chap one: "Cracka mutherfucker! Get yo ass out of here!"
Chap two: "Sorry, my bad!"
Chap one: "Yo, you talk funny. Where you from?"
Chap two: "I'm Irish."
Chap one: "Sheeeet, you shoulda told me you was a nigga turned inside out! Gimme some love!"
by Gaz Edmunds October 3, 2006
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Instagram Model

An Instagram Model is a shallow desperate female that doesn't have the ambition necessary to become anything valuable so she adheres to a label with little or no real meaning.
Keevonna C’Ante Wilson is an Instagram Model, she has no value and beats her tiny dog to release feelings of inadequacy.
by Jessica Opal May 21, 2018
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