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horny bitch

what happens to me when i am with a hot man. ;)
I am a horny bitch when i get pms. :)
by Stacy July 26, 2006
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HoRnY-hYdRaLiSk

1. super gay un-human starcraft player who needs a life
2. strategies can be unpredictable
3. leave if you are his opponent
4. although he leaves the game, he still makes you feel bad

HoRnY-hYdRaLiSk can also be a verb; the act of defeating your opponent using the stupidest techniques. Often mistaken for a n00b
HoRnY-hYdRaLiSk: gg
me: what?
HoRnY-hYdRaLiSk sends bunch of crap units*
HoRnY-hYdRaLiSk destroys most of my base*
HoRnY-hYdRaLiSkhas left the game*
by eldariel January 9, 2005
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Horny Noodle

Sucking a noodle passionately to make one horny.
Jerry: Oh my God Rachel was giving me the Horny Noodle last night I couldn't wait to get to the bedroom.
by Valric. October 13, 2010
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Horniness Level

An artificial term developed by a bored and frustrated Purdue Student. Commonly used to describe your feelings toward anything in life. Sex, homework, exams, relationships, job placement, etc
Tyler: Hey Greg, what's the horniness level?

Greg: Ehhhhh we're treading water at 3/10 this Math 16010 test killed my will to live.

Tyler: Damn man, sorry to hear that
by KG from 3 November 12, 2018
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Horny Manatee

A website accidentally created by Conan O'Brian that shows fake manatee porn with a person in a manatee mascot outfit, types of "porn" include, Man on Mantee, ManaTeen, Shaved Manatee, Web Cam Manatee and others the website has over 20 million hits in less than 1 month and will B around for at least 10 years
lets watch the web cam horny manatee and hornymanatee.com
by King-David Granderson February 7, 2007
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Horny Harpoon

A guy that seems to relish exclusively boning fatso's, meaning his Johnson acquires the taste for the Larger Lass
"Jesus Christ, look at Dave, he's going after that blob over there; what's his deal?"
"Have you not seen his last 5 girlfriends, all Duece and a Halves. He got one Horny Harpoon"
by BaldyMcSlaphead October 9, 2018
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Horny Jail

The place internet perverts go when the Horny Police catch them being horny. Most people go to jail when they simp for streamers/anime characters. Every one gets a trial at the horny court and a horny lawyer before they go to horny jail. Beware Doge, wielder of baseball bat, bounty hunter who sends people to horny jail with one hit of his bat.
Person 1: SSSniperwolf is sooo hot! Would smash!
Person 2: Yessssssss!
Person 3: GUYS STOP BEFORE THE HORNY POLICE CATCH US!! We'll go to horny jail!!
(THIS IS THE HORNY POLICE! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP)
Person 1, 2, and 3,: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023
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