Heater

Shortened term used by problem gamblers to denote a "dead heat" or tie among multiple finishers in a horse race.

Marcus: That photo at the wire shows a three-horse heater for the win.
Will: You're freakin' goofy, man. Those track stewards are fixing the finish to cover their phony bets.

by wch-meister August 9, 2017

hesperate

Horny and Desperate

When a Girl wants to get married at 19, she's obviously desperate and horny... especially as she doesn't even have a man.

Jagantha: I'm so tired

Fahgyma: yeah me too, if only I was married

Jagantha: why does being tired have anything to do with being married?
Faghyma: because I just wanna get married

Jagantha: but you don't even have a man

Faghyma: I know, I feel so desperate

Jagantha: omg Faghyma, you're so horny and desperate... you're Hesperate!
Faghyma: hehe yeah I am

by Jagantha April 18, 2018

heteresbian

When two girls are basically in a happy lesbian relationship, but are both very straight.

Man! Those girls are so tight, but not attracted to each other! They must be heteresbians.

by You mean HUNKULES December 18, 2017

hesher

Anyone who only listens to music from their teens and twenties. They can be heard saying:
"You call this crap music, man?"

"When I was young, we had real music man. Stuff you can feel man."
"Kids today only listen to corporate made bull, man."

Dude, your dad is such a hesher.
Look at all the heshers smoking in front of the 80's club!
Nothing sadder than a balding hesher, please get a hair cut.

by nippydreadlocks January 11, 2018

Heater

A "heater" is commonly used in the 60s referring to a hand gun.

Dallas: I carry around a heater if I'm ever jumped, hear me Johnny?

by SampeText June 6, 2018

Hesten

He is great, kind, and the most amazing person alive! I am so blessed to know hesten!! He is so sweet and knows how to brighten your day and life! You must be blessed to know a hesten! ❤️

Jamie: is that hesten?
Tara: I think it is!
Jamie: he is like the best person alive!!
Tara: i know right!!

by HappyMKB October 16, 2018

hetero-duogamist

Someone with two sexual partners, each of the gender opposite to his or her own. Distinguished from the more common term "duogamist," which most often refers to someone with one partner of each gender.

Jill, a hetero-duogamist, has a husband, Mike, and a boyfriend, Charles.

by Argolander November 30, 2018