The Dirty Hern

After eating Mediterranean takeout, you squirt Pepto Bismol in your bunghole, all while listening to Kenny G and ironing your Kahkis for your internship.

I don’t have time for the Dirty Hern, I have a Zoom meeting at 9.

by Tank Calhoun October 29, 2020

Haylee clark and Andres Hernandez

a girl with a beautiful body and smile and a boy that can love her with is own life and they will be together forever so make them date

Haylee Clark and Andres Hernandez

by lksldsfljkdsfalkdsa April 8, 2021

Don Pablito Hernández de la Mancha

Pablitooo! I know him! He is the compa más loco del puto barrio guey, te lo juro. He will do so many crazy things you know. Me acuerdo de una reunión con muchos de los narcotraficantes más importantes del área, sabes, and puto Pablito, man, he just shoot up the entire place man! Loco ese, loco cabrón, órale. Very loco, very beautiful, very nice.

Hey, what's up, Don Pablito Hernández de la Mancha, I'm gonna go to the store, you want something?

- Nah, ese, I'm cool.

by Averican November 22, 2021

Jayden Cervantes Hernandez

Self cock, small penis, midget, stoopid af. Gets no girls

Bro Jayden Cervantes Hernandez thinks he’s so cool.
Yeah fr, he gay af.

by Christopher Villarreal December 10, 2021

Matthew O'Heron

The guy that tells a Bengali to shut up 24/7 (typically in an economics classroom). He hates every other Matthew, and he likes chess.

Me: hey Chris
Chris: Shut up

Me: You are being such a Matthew O'Heron right now

by Vakirbhai May 15, 2022

Spongotron José Hernandez

Some mong who is sending urban dictionary definitions

“Hey dude! You’re a little fucking Spongotron José Hernandez SLUT!”

by thebigpizzaman November 6, 2022

Alexander Skidmark Hearn

In love with Chase Hughes and balling up undies and throwing inside of the Curiosity Center bathroom. Has an extremely attractive MUCK MUCK and loves playing guitar horribly

Look at Alexander Skidmark Hearn he's throwing his poopy undies into the bathroom again

by Pioplaop November 18, 2024