goonabomber is the act of gooning so hard that you start to feel like Ted Kaczynski instead of bombing universities with pipe bombs, YOU bomb them with coom instead its the act of cooming into a box and sending it to any big college / university.
Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was....a gooner. And a coomer a goonabomber. And one night he goes off crazier edging more than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes his coom ready to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and he says "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the coom,"Why so serious?" He sticks his pp in my mouth. "Lets put a SOME COOM on that face!" And..... Why so serious?
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A gynecologist is not typically trained to be a talk-therapist, so if you are sad because a dude either didn't ring you up as promised or was not very punctual about doing so, then you would want to consult a guynocallogist or a gonnacallogist, respectively.
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used to describe someone who has unbelievably stupid humor, a beautiful face and contagious smile, and in some cases can be used to describe someone who knows how to dance!!
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used to describe someone who has unbelievably stupid humor, a beautiful face and contagious smile, and in some cases can be used to describe someone who knows how to dance!!
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The inevitable result when an individual or group of individuals tackle a simple task with misguided enthusiasm colliding with stark incompetence. Often, due to their bumbling antics and sheer lack of common sense, the outcome is a cascade of errors, blunders, and lack of foresight so spectacularly absurd it defies logical explanation. The ensuing chaos of the failure almost becomes comical leaving the surrounding bystanders scratching their heads in disbelief and bewilderment.
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