A "girly-junk" doctor who specializes in treating women who get excessively concerned when fellow humans are tardy about phoning them at a pre-arranged time, especially when they're horny and the person who'd promised to CALL them was a well-hung stud who was GONNA meet up and have sex with them.
A gynecologist is not typically trained to be a talk-therapist, so if you are sad because a dude either didn't ring you up as promised or was not very punctual about doing so, then you would want to consult a guynocallogist or a gonnacallogist, respectively.
by QuacksO August 26, 2024