garage talk

man to man conversation, where a dad talks to his son in the garage, away from all the women, about real life, and what it means to be a man.

My dad and I had some man to man garage talk yesterday, to help me learn what it means to be a man.

by iron G June 18, 2023

Garage Ornament

A car (usually a project-car) that has been sitting in the garage untouched for a long time.

“Is your car anywhere near running or is it another S chassis garage ornament”

by Tenngage July 14, 2023

garage surfing

A form of mischief, where teens sneak into unlocked garages and raid the 2nd fridge for beer.

If desperate, teens will resort to stealing hard cider

I hate being pranked by local teens stealing my beer. Now I have to padlock my fridge so I’m not a victim of garage surfing. - Joe Pera

by go_bills July 22, 2024

Gargel

The flem produced in one's lungs while recovering from a cold, leading to the acid levels rising, causing hiccups.

Oh Nonna mamacita the GARGEL is rising in me making me hiccup

by JarenNKthethird August 14, 2024

Garfields

Garfields- those panties that only cover the top half of the butt leaving the appearance of Garfields eyes.

Love when women wear those Garfields

by Unchangeable Bird August 27, 2024

gargeer

Fat rolls, especially around the hip area.

"Oh you have gained so much weight your gargeer is slowly starting to reappear"

by afanofwodrigo December 26, 2023

Garfield

He is all powerful.

You are not safe from his fat ass wrath.

To please him, make sure to bury lasagna under your shed/garage every month or so.

This keeps him from raining blood across our world, luckily, some dude is already doing it.

He will come if there is no lasagna, and he will NOT be happy.

Man 1: Oh shit...

Man 2: what?

Man 1: I forgot to sacrifice lasagna to garfield this month...

Man 2: YOU STUPID FUCKING MORON!! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!

by The Peter tower January 7, 2024