Green Velvet

The god of all gods. Nobody can defeat the legend himself

Jack: Have you heard Green Velvet’s new belter tune
Josh: yeah la he’s a legend init
George: *bows down to him and summons the god*

by squashmanjoshman10 March 9, 2019

green club penguin

a literal chad. everybody wants to fuck them. they typically work in the pizza plaza. a common nickname is a sex machine

i just fucked a green club penguin, it had such a juicy rooster

by ChiefTheChad April 28, 2021

Green Hill High School

A school that has only been open for a year and has no bathroom stall doors. It also features a shit ton of rednecks, baseball players who’ll call you an f slur, and a theater teacher who will talk shit about you to other students.

I got railed in a doorless handicapped stall at Green Hill High School by that guy who’s giving out shrooms.

by mommyc September 23, 2021

GREEN DAY

1.) Seems like many folks get the association with marijuana correct but are badly misinterpret the slang/context. Back in the late 80s and 90s a "Green Day" was NOT a day spent smoking marijuana, it was the day AFTER a copious amount of weed/THC was consumed. When one awoke and was still high from the prior nights festivities, THAT was the "green day"...

2.) Green Day - A SoCal pop-punk band which arose in the late 90s to capitalize off of the punk revival launched by bands like Rancid, Dropkick Murphys, Pennywise, The Vandals, etc... Known for fast aggressive pop-punk songs that sound vaguely like other songs and a primadonna front man who grossly overestimates his contributions to rock history.

1.) "Dude... I was so baked last night... those edibles didn't help either. I feel all dizzy and can't form thoughts"
"Ahhh, no worries bro, you're just having a green day"

2.) "Hey, did you ever see Green Day back in the day?"
"Nah man, I don't do pop-punk, I vastly prefer The Misfits, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, yknow...?"

by Roblox OOOF noise guy February 17, 2022

Green Whats Your Problem?

Green has a problem

Guy playing Counter Strike Global Offensive: Green Whats Your Problem?
Green:Quiet*
Guy playing Counter Strike Global Offensive: Smashing his gaming setup*

by Xkjurqierolv August 23, 2022

Green LED lights

Stoner vibes

1: I wonder what she's doing.
2: she has her Green LED lights on, so she's probably stoned

by Emo_ginger December 30, 2022

Green Day

1.A day of smoking weed and being high
2.A popular punk rock band, that has inspired teenagers since the 90's. They just recently released the album American Idiot, which was a protest album that was good, but nothing compared to any of their earlier albums such as Dookie.All three band members are brilliant, but I hate it when my friends say things like "I dont like any other of their albums,just American idiot", or "Billie Joe is soooo hot"I know people think they've become sellouts, but theyre just popular with audiences.They cant help it.

1.We got sooo high. That was a fuckin green day.
2.Have you heard Green Day's new album?

by anonymous (11) December 28, 2005