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god

a man-made concept often used to explain something that humanity does not yet understand.

god is a noun
1. god created man is a belief for many people only because they did know the science of evolution. 2. the idea that jesus is the son of god is only believed because there was no record of who jesus's father was.
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God is another word for Hitler, the man who only did great things
God is so great!
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*the one you ask for help when you're drowning but you ignore when you're safe.

**the one who all you have from him to ignore/accept him are three books but you never bothered to read all 3 of them (for example people rather burn Qur'an without knowing whats in it.)

*** the one you CAN know what it is , but you don't want to

the name you cry out when you're in pain
*jasmine crying out in ( joy and ) pain* : uh ! uh ! uh ! Uh my effing GOD !
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The One And Only God,The Creator of everyone and everything, who created Humans in his image, the beginning and the end (Alpha and Omega). Who has alway's been and alway's will be, who is mentioned in the Bible which is the book or the word of God as people know it.
We prayed to God for answers, Chriatians Praise God, God the Father Son and Holy Spirit, Church is where religious people gather to praise God.
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Yea,I praised God last night.
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The intangible parent figure that is apparently there, and the one who inhibits the actions and decisions of billions of people worldwide. At least atheists have a mind of their own.
When your faith resides in God, your personal freedom is gone.
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Thee god is most often seen as the beautiful creator, inspiration, and aim of me’s universe.
He has been known to hold the most varied attributes, from omniscience, omnipotence, omnipresence, omnibenevolence, a whole lot of omnigrrence, to, the Virgo complexity, and a Mac with internet connection.
His main focuses are gutters, the Chinese three hundred store treats, and last but not the least, the damn Italians.
Despite all his magnificence, his presence only requires air conditioner and, at least, once a day, meat.
Thee god has also been found as to be the best corporeal existence ever, the source of all immoral urges, and hopefully the "greatest conceivable eternal shag".
He’s also a damn great kisser.
ME: Thee god, see you were right again.

ME: On wiki, they say they used mortar on that fifteen hundred’s aqueduct structure.

YOU: I know...

ME: Oh that’s true.
ME: You know everything and you’re always right!
ME: Can you tell me one other thing?

YOU: Virgo!

ME: Damn… you rule!

YOU: Fine... keep being sarcastic...
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