where the fuck are you

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?
WHY DON'T PRESIDENTS FIGHT THE WAR?
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?
WHY DON'T PRESIDENTS FIGHT THE WAR?
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?

Hmm, BYOB, how does that one go again?

"WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU"
"WHERE, THE FUCK, ARE YOUUUUU!"

by Densester June 14, 2019

fifty percent chance I fuck your wife

Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.

Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

i wanna fuck the brown mnm

A quote by the highly educated and revered Wilbur Soot. He wants to have intercourse with the Brown MnM because it's so fucking hot.

Videoshare: "I wanna fuck the brown Mnm."
Tubbo: WILBUR

by Ray Ray Ray Ray Ray Ray January 28, 2021

Rock The Fuck On

Used as an exclamation of pleasure, or words of encouragement; particularly useful when other phrases without sentence enhancement just doesn't get the point across.

Sometimes shortened to RTFO on social media pages.

Rock the fuck on my dude, that hinderer knaf is awesome.

by BurningHorseMafia March 5, 2021

Stop The Fuck Back

What a drunk person says right befor you knock em out

Club Bouncer : "hey dude your not aloud to grab random women's breast, get the fuck out of here right NOW "

Drunk Guy : "STOP THE FUCK BACK"

Club Bouncer : *throws right hook*

Crowd : "WURRLLLLSTARRRRRRRRRR"

by UrbanDictionary.OG May 17, 2022

i don't give a fuck about shit

A medley of not giving a fuck and not giving a shit. In addition to expressing you don't give a fuck, you furthermore reduce the topics about which you don't give a fuck to shit.

I was thinking about her but then realized I don't give a fuck about shit

by dontgohomeangelina April 16, 2016

You sir, are a FUCK

A phrase used in retort towards an individual (typically male), who is behaving or acting in an undesirable or unsavory manner towards or around user (1).

Can also in certain instances be used to point out certain individual's clumsiness (2).

(1)
Bartender: "Tony, your drunk, I'm gonna have to cut you off..."

Tony: "Well... You sir, are a FUCK"

(2)
Bobby, stumbling around unaware of his surroundings, accidentally knocks over and spills Tony's beer.

Tony angrily proclaims, pointing his finger in Bobby's face; "You sir, are a FUCK!"

by A Big Dumb Animal March 24, 2011