Frying Chicken

The action (taken by a man) of pissing loudly with such force that it sounds like bubbling oil and frying chicken. Men who do this are alpha males, women love them.

Damn boy, you frying chicken down there? Just kidding, but you piss real loud, I like that.

Frying Chicken by P1ssbugzz December 14, 2020

frying bacon in the nude 

A real bad idea

I looked like Michael Flatley-Lord of the Dance-when I was frying bacon in the nude.That hot grease spatter burns like hell!

frying bacon in the nude by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011

Fryda 

a REALLLY awesome, sweet, pretty girl.

Wow, fryda has Sirius swag.

Fryda by Anonymous foools May 1, 2011

Fryism 

Unquestionable belief in something purely because Steven Fry said that it was true.

John: Crab's can't do back-flips!
Mark: Steven Fry said they could on QI
John: In that case...fryism

Fryism by SaucyGer May 26, 2009

The Frying Man 

An alternative to the popular program 'The Lion Man'. A fat repulsive paedo who works as a job centre advisor moves to a shared house where he lives on a diet of hideous smelling non branded foods cooked in cheap oil. The camera crews follow him in his every day life of agraphobia, depression and waiting outside schools in long jackets at home time.

"mummy, there's a man squirting milk at me through the railings. oh shit its the frying man. lock up your toddlers and get the bobbitt scissors"

The Frying Man by Roderick Van Chuffsplitz August 1, 2009

frying pan 

A cooking item that old ladies hit criminals with.

The 90 year old woman that was being robbed hit the robber with a frying pan, knocking him out cold.

frying pan by Mickpurple20 October 4, 2012

frying pan 

Something you hit a bad person over the head with.

Hey you: see my frying pan? whack! now you've seen it! goodbye!

frying pan by loveblue92 September 15, 2012