I seem to have done a toilet on the floor

What you say when you just had an accident.

"Dude, I seem to have done a toilet on the floor."
"Dude, clean it up, that is gross."

by Soiled Undergarment August 16, 2003

Blood On The Dance Floor

Blood On The Dance Floor or BOTDF is a kick ass electronica/crunkcore band. Originally consisted of Dahvie Vanity and Chris, then Chris quit and Garrett Esctacy joined. Then after he quit, Jayy Von Monroe joined...and the group has been the better for it ever since. Dahvie is straight and Jayy is Bi-sexual. Their genre of music is relatively unique to itself. Most all of their music is obsene but fun, has to do with sex, or is sex related. Not the music your mom would appreciate. They've recently made their own label, CANDYLAND INDUSTRIES. They're becoming ever more popular and their apparel is starting to be sold at hot topic. Definately a band to check out if you're into scene. You can also buy their apparel at botdf.bigcartel.com/products

Girl 1: Hey, ever heard of BOTDF?

Girl 2: Sha! I'm a member of the Slash Gash Terror Crue!

Girl 3: Yeah, Blood On The Dance Floor is awesome!

by LexieMo92 March 7, 2011

Flooring

To lie on a wooden floor and stare at the ceiling while philosofying about love, life, universe and everything.
To achieve a strong flooring experience, one needs appropriate flooring music.
To strengthen the experience, a good spaghetti Bolognese meal should be enjoyed beforehand.

PhilHarmony: Damn Jimmy, I'm really confused about all these complex issues regarding love, life, universe and everything..
Jimmy: Chill dude, let's do some flooring for a while and sort things out!!
PhilHarmony: Yeah man, that sounds great!!

by shgang January 9, 2009

floor whore

a man or woman hu prefers 2 shag another person on the floor

kelly shagged someone on sarah's bathroom floor on new yrs eve therefore she turned in2 a floor whore

by brokenwings June 2, 2006

Second Floor

When your girlfriend is in there taking a shit and you sit on her lap and take a shit.

My boo was using the bathroom so I had to use the second floor.

by Paul IR Win April 4, 2009

Semi-Sky-Semi-floor punch

When you use one arm to punch at the sky and another arm to punch at the ground.

I better show these kids how to Semi-Sky-Semi-floor punch because they're beginners.

by Mole March 5, 2005

Floormat

Technical diagram and area blueprint of a room's layout, commonly a convention or meeting hall, convention room, business office, etc.

I am awaiting the room's floormat so as to ascertain it's logistical requirements.

by TheTruthSpeaksAgain December 11, 2011