fecal file

For whence a young boy shat upon another roomates carpet. Only to find his mother cleaning your crap off of thier new carpeting, only to know (Don't worry, I shit myself in an elevator)'

scrub scrub scrub "don't worry - scrub scrub - I shit my self - scrub - in an elevator" scrub scrub!

by Nick and Sean March 25, 2004

Serb-o-file

When someone is obsessed with, Serbia, Serbians, and everything Serbia, from their forests, to their metal music.

Sashquita : "Oh Danni I'm in love with Serbians, they are such awesome people, I spend 6 hours a day on my laptop, talking to Serbians, listening to Serbian metal and watching documentaries about their history"

*Sashquita then spams Danni's facebook wall with Serbian hunks*

Danni: "Sashi you are a Serb-o-file, you are obsessed"

by Vlademirovka January 15, 2013

False Flag

A fake boner created by tightening a belt too tightly and having your pants zipper go up, giving the impression of a boner.

My girlfriend slapped me when I was looking at another women and got a False Flag.

by Gregorovich Bumfunder September 5, 2009

Filet O'Fish

<Noun> A rank punanna. Due to lack of bathing, its stench resembles that of dead fish.

"I AINT eatin' that Filet O'fish." -SDK

by Sno Bro November 19, 2003

False

See True.
When a band or someone is untrue.

Metallica's St. Anger is False
Emo posers are False
Emperor are definately not False and nor is Norway.

by Steel Warrior August 26, 2005

Failsexual

When a guys looks gay, acts gay, talks gay, isn't gay. Girls wont sleep with him cause they think he is gay. Therefore he fail sexually.

Travis is a failsexual, cause he looks gay and isn't and can't get a girl cause they think he is gay.

by che17 December 9, 2008

Filet Mignon of Tubesteak

A Filet Mignon of Tubesteak is a Perfect Dick like mine that some lucky guys have.

My roomie, Matt, says that I have a Filet Mignon of Tubesteak for a dick, but my dick is just like his -- when I suck him off - it's like sucking myself!

by USAF Cadet July 24, 2021