Jake from State Farm

Someone who is a good neighbor and is wearing khakis constantly. Also happens to have a Twitter.

Person 1: Yoooo it’s Jake from State Farm!
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: *points at Jake from State Farm*
Person 2: What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm?
Jake: Khakis, a kuromi sweater, and my vans.
Person 2: That’s not Jake.
Person 1: Jake can be anything, ofc it’s Jake from State Farm

by Nagitoe January 31, 2021

baby farm

See: planned parenthood

Oh shit, I'm pregnant. Off to the baby farm!

by Anonymous August 8, 2003

cream cheese farm

A place where cream cheese is harvested and cultivated.

"Hey mom, I wanna visit the cream cheese farm!"

by The muffin man October 30, 2003

buy the farm

This term was used during World War 2 whenever a Allied Pilot would have to make a crash landing into a European farm/house. WW2 pilots who did this were actually charged for the damages they caused and actually in a sense:
"bought the farm"

Pilot: "I crashed landed my P-51 Mustang into this ladies barn and livestock."
Crewman: "Guess ya bought the farm ehh?"

by Gibbs October 12, 2004

Llama Farm

A woman patch of fur above the cunt; shaped like a heard of llamas.

Person #1- I'm ur new employer but first u must do something for me...
Chick- OK anything.
Person #1- I need to have ur vagina on my wall!
Chick- Ok.
Person #1- take it off.
Chick- ok... (takes pants off(she has no panties))
Person #1- oh dear lordy is that a llama farm?!

by Squeezie them cheeks March 1, 2009

Yarde Farm

Often described as 'The Hole', Yarde Farm is a delightful street on the outskirts of Pimperne. If you like having kids vandalise your property, and women, in their mid 30's rummaging through your garbage, then Yarde Farm is the luxury housing estate for you.

Daytime television figures have recently doubled, due to the amount of unemployed single mothers now inhabiting Yarde Farm

by SpannerMonkey March 26, 2005

Sell the Farm

to self harm.

Stems from a convo we had where someone misheard "self harm" and thought it was "sell the farm".

Now used as a codeword for self harm around parents, teachers, other people we dont want to know.

person 1: are you going to do it again?
(teacher walks past)
person 2: (loudly) What "Sell the farm"? yeah.

by elphaba_lives March 17, 2008