facebook whore

someone who takes pictures of themselves/their friends all the time just to put them on facebook.

"caroline would not stop taking pictures at that party last night. she's such a facebook whore."

by magggggie January 6, 2008

nom de Facebook

A pseudonym you give yourself on Facebook so that you can avoid hearing from people from your past and/or maintain your professional image at work.

Bob Johnson’s nom de Facebook, Jim Boothe is working well for him. Sheila, his second ex-wife, hasn’t been able to find him online.

Mary has a high profile corporate law job. She developed a nom de Facebook so she can dish with her friends about Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus, as well as express her political views without worrying about repercussions at work.

by jayede June 28, 2010

facebook

To facebook someone - the process of slamming your arse cheeks shut on someones face (generally in a sexual act or to somebody that is asleep) as if you were slamming a book.

I facebooked your mom last night!

by JD and Boz August 18, 2008

Facebook Rush Hour

1.The time of day when your list of friends on chat exceeds from one friend online to forty friends online.

2.The time of day when everyone is logged into facebook. Usually between 4:00-5:00

Man 1: Dude, I was on facebook yesterday at 4:30, there were so many people on my facebook chat broke.

Man 2: It must have been Facebook Rush Hour.

by Phil Muhweenuh April 15, 2010

Facebook Faker

Someone who appears to be HOT but in real life, they are ugly as Shit!

Bob, "dude check out this girl's Facebook! Look how hot she is!"

Greg, "That girls in my English class shes fugly !"

Bob, "God dam Facebook Fakers!"

by GREG LICKER December 13, 2010

facebook ghosting

quickly logging off or appearing offline on Facebook to avoid a certain person.

john: i think Jane has been Facebook ghosting, she seems to log off every time i log on

by bic boi dan July 25, 2011

facebook followup

The conversation that happens at work or school the day after a particularly significant status message is posted—referring to the content and either remarking on its wittiness or asking for more details. Can lead to awkward situations if someone in the near vicinity of the facebook followup is not a friend of the person who made the post.

Kyle: Man I wish Marla hadn't refused my friend request. She and Tim were having a facebook followup at the water cooler this morning and I had no idea what they were talking about.

Walter: Sucks to be you, doesn't it?

by Commentator X August 18, 2011