Lazer-Flop 

An elite action that is attempted to be carried out, but fails. Usually associated with trying to be the best at a video game, and failing. Select (a Korean video game champ), is immune to Lazer-Flopping.

"Looks like another Lazer-Flop, folks"

Lazer-Flop by Davo A. February 8, 2007

flop em jalopems 

A pair of fat breasts that hang so low that when you fuck the girl who has the hanging tittles that they shake like flipping flapjacks.

Joe: Ms. Ploof has a pair of pancake tits. I fucked her last night for A's all through high school and they made me sick when they shook.
Frank: Oh dear god. You fucked Ms. Ploof our principal and saw her flop em jalopems? Why didn't you kill yourself?
Joe: Because I'm going to be a straight A high school student.

flop em jalopems by oh guess who mother fucker February 26, 2007

Flop Artist 

A person that always gets something wrong...or someone that just flops on a daily basis, at everything they attempt.

Such things include not being able to keep your end of a deal, embarasing yourself and others, just anything thats just generally going to make you look like a fool, will equate to you becoming a Flop Artist.

guy 1 - hey watch this perfect parralel park
guy 2 - dude, you never get it the first time
guy 1 - fool, watch me
****totally flops parralel park****
guy 2 - your such a flop artist
guy 1 - .....yeah

teacher - Jimmy wheres your homework
Jimmy - i left it at home again, miss.
teacher - jimmy, your such a flop artist

Flop Artist by Dee> January 14, 2009

flop dick 

A man who doesn't live up to their responsibilites.

Russell didn't pay his chid support this week. What a flop dick.

flop dick by Pamela Ambrose January 13, 2007

Mud Flaps

Found on a woman with excessive sized vagina lips. The man can also use them as leverage will going down on his woman.

Hey bro, did you hear that Sparky grabbed hard onto B's mud flaps last night?

Mud Flaps by KDogg_1979 July 30, 2006

flipset

created by the man of all men from p-land!
C-rich(throwdest in the game of texas paintball)starts the new word flipset
this word means to leave the scene asap!
word was started around a famous group of former g.o.b's

Say fool,the cops are coming lets flipset!

this party is weak as hell brotha,lets flipset!

that boy coco is havin a party,lets flipset to that boys place!

flipset by txballer April 23, 2006

Flop your tots 

The act of flashing ones bare breasts.

You should flop your tots onto the office window.

Flop your tots by Hinkledorf May 16, 2017