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final form

Gaming analogy.

When someone's (usually a girlfriend's) anger is at it's crisis mode. They've shed their first and second stage attacks and phased into their highest level of fury. Nearly impossible to defeat, this screaming, rage-fueled bitch-monster will stop at nothing to ruin you.

Tread lightly. Her HP is at an all time high, so choose your weapons carefully:
Apologies, candies, and compliments often have a reverse effect and are weaker against a Final Form rage monster.
Man, she's scary enough when she's just mad, but last night that bitch went into her Final Form.
by Dakotaorian February 23, 2014
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Final Fantasy 7

The most overrated game on the planet.

If you take away what it had done for the RPG scene outside of Japan, it was pretty much like any other Final Fantasy RPG you've ever played.
FFVII is a womans game, play FFVI.
by Zakuta Asura October 6, 2004
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fetal

adj. Describes an awkward person or situation...the state of wishing to return to the womb due to excessive embarrassment/stupidity
Whoa...that was fetal, man.
by =west= October 10, 2003
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final level

When something is like totaly awsome, (car, game, toy, action, etc)
That car was like totaly final level
by Gunet May 11, 2006
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Final Fantasy X

1. A videogame made by Squaresoft that is highly popular in Japan, Europe, and the USA.
2. Something for people to groundlessly insult.
-Squaresoft sold over 1 million copies of Final Fantasy X in Europe alone.
-Worst game ever. Bad mistake by squaresoft.... should've named it sphere powa. Sucks hard. Look up blitz ball
by Fant December 15, 2003
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A fatal attraction

A stalker that's simply obsessed with who it's stalking.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 15, 2003
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Final Fantasy VIII

The overproduced sequel to one of the worlds greatest games. It used to be the worst in the series, but luckily X-2 and XI were released and dethroned the pointless RPG. Why is VIII horrible?

"There must be some objective truth to the criticisms that Squall’s angst is misplaced, the supporting cast is weak, the game’s world is too “real”, and summoning, drawing, and junctioning turned gameplay into a tedious chore rather than a fun pastime."

The battle system was so in depth and really took a person who believed they were intelligent but really weren't. Allow me to explain: The battle system was not flexible in the slightest, creating a rift between new "gamerz" and those individuals who appreciate real RPG's. The best "strategy" in the game is to keep Squall dead during battles and only fight with the remaining party members. this is because the enemies level up with Squall leaving absolutely no reason to apply yourself. This is why "low level gamerz" have come to exist. If you can beat a Final Fantasy at a level under 18, your battle system is fatally flawed.

Don't want to keep Squall dead? okay, that's fine, simply transform all enemies into cards after drawing magic from them - therefore, you still don't get the experience and the enemies still never level up.

All in all, this game is for average people who want to feel as though they experienced something great, but in reality, they are weak minded and delusional.

If this game weren't labeled a Final fantasy, it may have been received as a "decent attempt at an RPG".
Final Fantasy VIII http://juliangnam.wordpress.com/2006/10/24/news-flash-final-fantasy-viii-sucks/
by Diogenes1215 April 18, 2009
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