If it wasn't for my earliness, I wouldn't have seen the previews before the movie played at the theater.
by the friend of the lovely August 20, 2010
Get the earliness mug.When being in a state of abnormal conciseness, one thinks that one hears noise when in fact, no noise is being made.
Ex 1:
Part of speech- Noun.
Dude: Man the other day I had the craziest earllusion.
Friend: Ah man those are sick!
Ex 2:
Part of speech- Verb
Girl: Like, You know what I mean?
Guy: What? Sorry, I was just earllusioning so bad!
Part of speech- Noun.
Dude: Man the other day I had the craziest earllusion.
Friend: Ah man those are sick!
Ex 2:
Part of speech- Verb
Girl: Like, You know what I mean?
Guy: What? Sorry, I was just earllusioning so bad!
by 1821525 February 23, 2011
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The state of missing, not having, or lacking any defined soft tissue where your earlobe is supposed to be; the inability to be cool due to the tragic birth defect of missing an earlobe.
Hey Yohann, would you ever consider going out with Michael?" "No Sean, I would rather not torture myself by having to see that pathetic excuse for a human's "earlobelessness" every day. Plus I know he would ask me to suck his face and i'm not into that sort of stuff."
by XXDarkMageSlayer11XX June 30, 2011
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Get the Earny Cracker mug.'EaryDayImTrollin is a professional internet troller who appears on multiple websites and is paid to communicate on websites with noobs in order to broden their knoweldge on basic info smart people already know. He doesn't take shit from shit and isnt afraid to scrap for crap. His favorite quotes and catch lines are "COME AT ME BRO" and "IF IT AINT CRACKIN, IT DIDN HAPPEN!." They are known to reside in Oklahoma, US but no one knows the real origins of them because they're a BAMF and are like a secret agent. The only website they don't troll is Wikipedia (That includes every porn site online) and so urban dictionary loves them and keeps this page running at top notch apple ipod platinum degree.'
GUY 1: Dude, I totally ran into EaryDayImTrollin online today!
GUY 2: Really? No way!
GUY 1: Yea, he totally looked at me and said "COME AT ME BRO!"
GUY 2: Really? No way!
GUY 1: Yea, he totally looked at me and said "COME AT ME BRO!"
by earydayimtrollin October 7, 2011
Get the EaryDayImTrollin mug.An intense cramp suffered by Earl Pickles when he has not stretched himself. Earley Horses commonly occur in the legs but can appear anywhere on the body. The only known cure is intense stretches. They are hard to treat and only Earl knows how. If you feel a cramp coming on with an intense force, chances are you got yourself and Earley Horse. Watch out! It will kick you!
Earl: Oh no, I should have warmed up big time. I've got a terrible Earley Horse! (groaning) Owww.
Clyde: An Earley Horse? I know how you get those. Somebody didn't stretch!
Earl: Yeah, I forgot to. I was so busy with a bunch of other stuff that I just clean forgot. Now I'm paying for it.
Opal: You poor thing. Earley Horses really hurt, don't they?
Earl: Yes. But I bet I could still stretch it. (he stretches himself) Wow! That felt good. But its still cramping some.
Opal: Here, use my honey lotion. How about if I massage your leg with this? That would get the cramp out. (she starts massaging him) Easy now, let it work.
Clyde: How about we go for a walk, just you and me? But remember the warm up stretches! You don't want another Earley Horse.
Earl: They don't come on by force, but I sure love my Earley Horse!
Clyde: An Earley Horse? I know how you get those. Somebody didn't stretch!
Earl: Yeah, I forgot to. I was so busy with a bunch of other stuff that I just clean forgot. Now I'm paying for it.
Opal: You poor thing. Earley Horses really hurt, don't they?
Earl: Yes. But I bet I could still stretch it. (he stretches himself) Wow! That felt good. But its still cramping some.
Opal: Here, use my honey lotion. How about if I massage your leg with this? That would get the cramp out. (she starts massaging him) Easy now, let it work.
Clyde: How about we go for a walk, just you and me? But remember the warm up stretches! You don't want another Earley Horse.
Earl: They don't come on by force, but I sure love my Earley Horse!
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 19, 2011
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