earllusion

When being in a state of abnormal conciseness, one thinks that one hears noise when in fact, no noise is being made.

Ex 1:
Part of speech- Noun.

Dude: Man the other day I had the craziest earllusion.

Friend: Ah man those are sick!

Ex 2:
Part of speech- Verb

Girl: Like, You know what I mean?
Guy: What? Sorry, I was just earllusioning so bad!

earllusion by 1821525 February 23, 2011

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Emollusionist

An emo-illusionist. A magician who distinguishes himself from his/her competitors through the use of eyeliner, ripped jeans, feathered hair and prominent tattoos.

Chris Angel is such a great Emollusionist, knowing magic just makes him more depressed.

Emollusionist by Ken Gass January 12, 2009

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earllusion • ellusion • Ellusional • ellusionist • Emollusionist

ellusion

Da incorrect view dat someone or something is always trying to remain distant or invisible.

If you're out on a sightseeing trip, and it appears dat everyone and everything is perpetually trying to stay far away from you for no apparent reason, it's probably just an ellusion --- most likely you're merely got your binoculars turned around backwards, and so you're looking through them da wrong way.

ellusion by QuacksO February 13, 2021

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ellusionist

An engineer by trade that has mastered the magical art of appearing out of thin air for the purpose of throwing worthless idiotic excuses about why something can't be done and then disappears without offering any solutions or suffering any consequences.

Person 1: 'Hey...did you see how many ellusionists popped out of the woodwork for yesterdays contract signing?'

Person 2: 'Dude....I saw the usual suspects Liz and Ian, it was like watching chimpanzees throw feces at the zoo keeper and then they all vanished. Sigfried & Roy are amateurs compared to these guys...Liz and Ian are the real ellusionist!

ellusionist by Matt_Foley March 1, 2023

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Ellusional

Essence of being hard to be found or caught especially in the context of nyc politics, criminal justice or dating scene

Dougie is so ellusional that his tech bro qualities make him hard to be understood by his gurl Joy

Ellusional by Chutneylix November 23, 2024

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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