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The Esalen Incident

In the 1970s at the Esalen Institute a group of very smart people with PhD's attempted to make a semi-scientific inquiry into the validity and robustness of living in a closed polyamorous community. The experiment failed, as despite their best intentions of seeing and interacting with everyone "equally", the typical human behaviors of favoritism, jealousy, ostracism etc broke down relationships and made it impossible to keep harmony.
Anon: "So what's going on at Esalen this decade?"
Esalen dabbler: "Some sort of female orgasm law-of-attraction empowerment training. Hope it doesn't end up like the Esalen incident."
by Aardvarkopotamus August 24, 2021
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Aa-esha

If you are friends with a Aa-esha- you are probably one of the lucky ones! This is a friend that will always check in on you at just the right moments and has a way of turning any catastrophe into a laugh.

She's the one that give you the type of advice that validates your feelings while still holding you accountable for your actions. She is the most beautiful and and remarkable girl you will ever meet. A Persian Princess in her own right. She is funny and has a great personality. The greatest person you will ever meet.

CAUTION if you meet her you will fall in love with her.
Man, I wish I can be a Aa-esha

Woah! Look at Aa-esha
by Masha-Allah November 22, 2021
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Central escalator

the central escalator is one of the newly famous lanky teenage attractions, where teens go under the escalator to do LG, smoke weed, vape, makeout, write on the escalator and many more fun things lanky Pattaya kids do these days, you have probably been under there and saw drawings of dicks, pussies, Instagram @'s, and Pattaya's personal favourite, people writing about how much maoileo is a dickhead.
Lanky lad1: yo bro wanna go get high?

Lanky lad2: ayt bet lets go under the central escalator

Lanky lad1: bro i wanna get high, not make out
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Rah’Esha

A Rah’Esha is someone who is very chill but obsessed with anime and cooking.
Damn you can be such a Rah’Esha some times…

Did you meet that one girl? Yeah she’s such a Rah’Esha isn’t she…

Yo that bitch obsessed with anime, she must be a Rah’Esha…
by Yodaddy Lee January 6, 2022
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An Escalator Can Never Break

An underrated (and very true) joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005).
An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 23, 2022
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Golden Escalator

Two women, one on top of the other, peeing on each other, at the same time.

If you need them to be Russians/Slavic, Hookers, and/or on a bed the Obamas slept in, that's on you.
The American Taxpayer paid $40 Million for a Pee Tape of Trump paying Russian Hookers to perform a Golden Escalator, and never got to see it because it never existed.
by Pi Ke October 1, 2022
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Golden Escalator

Two women, one on top of the other, peeing on each other, at the same time.

If you need them to be Russians/Slavic, Hookers, and/or on a bed the Obamas slept in, that's on you.
The American Taxpayer paid $40 Million for a Pee Tape of Trump paying Russian Hookers to perform a Golden Escalator, and never got to see it because it never existed.
by Pi Ke October 1, 2022
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