dumper humping

Anal sex, usually performed with great force and speed.

That skank was loose as hell so I opted for a little dumper humping instead.

by santeeeeeeeeee September 19, 2012

Dumpelshitskin

Someone that you know just took a giant, fat dump, but didn't wash their hands afterwords. Meant to be a demeaning remark that forces the nasty bastard to sulk back into the bathroom to wash his hands out of embarrassment.

John: *fart* ... *toilet flushes* ... *walks out of bathroom*

Bob: Christ, John! Don't be a fucking Dumpelshitskin. Wash your filthy hands.

John: OK...

by jrsch November 13, 2012

Dimplefart

Someone who makes a high-pitched squeaking noise when asked to unleash a fart from the depths of hell.

What the fuck was that sound?? Oh! It was just Conner being a complete dimplefart.

by Tooberlober March 13, 2014

dumperkin

A dumperkin is when you are expecting to drop a fully loaded dump but actually only pop out a couple walnuts instead.

Roommate 1: Dude after that bender last night I had to shit so bad this morning.

Roommate 2: Aww man, what the hell, I hope you didn't destroy the bathroom.

Roommate 1: Don't sweat it bro, turned out to only be a dumperkin

by Magichat9 May 17, 2014

dimple knuckle

When a 300lb person has dimples where knuckles should be because his palms are too fat making his knuckles depressions and then fingers a woman

I want to dimple knuckle her until she cries.

by Emicho November 18, 2015

Dumper tongueing

The accidental or intentional licking of a butthole.

Her boyfriend was doing such a fantastic job performing oral stimulation that she jerked and made him go dumper tongueing.

He kept himself groomed well so his husband would consider a little playful dt.

by d mom kiwi March 27, 2016

dumbledism

Dumbledism is the art of believing in a world where only wizards exist and that death is the passage that transports you to the wizarding world of Harry Potter.

The Dumbledists preach their god Dumbledore and their Queen J.K. Rowling. They seek a universe without any trace of You-Know-Who.

"We solemnly swear that we're up to no good. Always, until the very end." Thus is the Dumbledism's motto.

by Dobby Is Free May 11, 2016