Definitions by Magichat9

dumperkin 

A dumperkin is when you are expecting to drop a fully loaded dump but actually only pop out a couple walnuts instead.

Roommate 1: Dude after that bender last night I had to shit so bad this morning.

Roommate 2: Aww man, what the hell, I hope you didn't destroy the bathroom.

Roommate 1: Don't sweat it bro, turned out to only be a dumperkin

dumperkin by Magichat9 May 17, 2014