douche and run

Entering a drug store, using a douche off the shelf, in the aisle, and leaving, without paying.

"The prostitutes like to douche and run at the Walgreens on MLK."

by PJSINSANE November 17, 2013

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Douche Hook

A girl who thinks she is cool, and only hooks up with douche bags.

Hey, there goes kristie
Yeah, she's drunk again looking for a dude, what a douche hook!

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I see your smoking your douch flute.

by HeidiJean August 24, 2017

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A vaping device, when used in inappropriate surroundings.

I generally don't mind if people vape, but really? This is a congressional hearing. Put the Douche-Kazoo away, dumbass.

by themacbear February 11, 2016

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A person (s) of exceeded amounts of douchery he or she became god (dess) of douchebags

Did you see Brady yesterday? Man that guy is a omega douche

by darknessofsins March 11, 2015

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The mythical place where guys go to learn how to be douche bags and share tactics of douchebaggery.

"Hey that d-bag kid Austin isn't here today."
"He's probably at a douche convention"

by Pat Owen October 23, 2008

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the end result of a woman's pubic hairs being covered in toilet paper with urine, blood or other substances as a bonding agent.

I was going to go down on Stacy until I saw she was wearing her Douche Sweater

by KatieMcDuh March 07, 2011

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