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size doesn't matter

a myth perpetuated by 2 groups:

1)men with short penis'

2)women married to men with short penis' , women, that is, who don't want their guy to feel inadequate
Nancii said that size doesn't matter, but she also has said that she prefers a thick stiff one, good and far up inside her.
by Jake March 24, 2004
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doesn't even

The failure to so much as even achieve semantical coherence.
John, you just walked over to me like a ba'al worshipper mouth a'gape and stare blankly at me like a mad cow having a seizure - you don't even! John!..... John!!!!!! ......Does he even? *No, uh I don't think so, Sir* HE DOESN'T EVEN
by actuallyjesus February 22, 2019
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Meaning that even though you already have a girlfriend doesn't mean that you can't date someone else.
Bob: Dude look at those hotties man!
Mike: But I already have a girlfriend
Bob: Even though you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu.
Mike: Oh OK then.
by xXN00B_SAIB0T777Xx July 8, 2009
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shit doesn't stink

Describes people or places who are really stuck up or sediddy. It's somebody wh think's they're better than you are because of thier job, income education, or their parents.
1) No wonder you broke up with that bitch. I told you a hundred times she thinks her shit doesn't stink.

2) Welome to Lake Mohawk. Our shit doesn't stink
by FederalQ2B July 31, 2006
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George Bush doesn't care about black people

Tyrome: Yo bitch, dat look just like a George Bush doesn't care about black people!

Jyrome: 'eyo son I'm a negro staight up dat white ass boy gonna get popped by Kanye!

Tyrome: FRIED CHICKEN N' HOT SAUCE FO TONIGHT SONNN!
by gangstanaut October 9, 2005
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collar doesn't match the cuffs

An idication that someone dies there hair. If their pubic hair isn't the same colour as their hair you use this.
john: wow her hair can't really be that colour can it?
Tom: No way collar doesn't match the cuffs
by Lizzy13 May 29, 2008
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