Dildonic Plague

Like the plagues of history, a dildonic plague starts with a single infected person that spreads their infection to others. The symptoms consist chiefly of being driven to such distraction and stupidity in the face of easily avoidable catastophe that others who are not infected become convinced that having a violently raging dildo lodged in some hidden orifice is the only reasonable explanation, and that this "disease" is active and spreading amongst others.

This morning, our website was down because someone forgot to renew the certificate! Then the shipping department shipped my packages to the wrong address. Not an hour later, some guy clogged the toilet and flooded the bathroom by trying to flush it repeatedly. Finally, it ravaged operations, who accidentally canceled our Internet service! Someone should have taken the 10-inch vibrating mamba out of their ass before they came to work! We've got a freakin' dildonic plague on our hands!

by dirtforker February 8, 2020

Dildomer

A polymer with desirable physical properties for cheap & safe, mass industrial dildomaking that can be safely used anywhere from Death Valley to Antarctica

Dildochusetts Institute of Technology (DIT) has developed dildomer with amazing physical properties

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 20, 2021

Dildo

Used as a model to daydream about the size of your penis.

Man 1: yo bro is that your penis?

Man 2: I wish, that’s just my wife’s dildo

by tidepodsupyaass April 26, 2021

Dildo-Karate

a form of fighting in the medieval times where dildos are used for fighting. There are 3 rounds of fighting who ever loses gets kidnapped and sent to the sex dungeon to suffer. If you successfully win, you get to fuck the sexy thot teacher from highschool and get crowned as "Dildo-Master Sensei Cummist". And they get to praise you!!! And have sex with every girl something called "giving them the blessing".

Dildo-Karate is amazing

by quartz89 February 1, 2022

Dildomesh

A fossilized Sumerian dildo from the times of Gilgamesh

They excavated dozens of dildomesh from the middle east.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 26, 2022

Dildo licker dave

A nickname typically given to people with the name of Dave or David, who have an addiction to licking the juicy creamy cum off of a dildo.

Oh look, dildo licker dave has bit the top of that mans penis off what the actual fuck

by CockLickerDave July 17, 2022

dildhoe

A woman who has an incredibly large collection of dildos.

“I walked into her place, and nearly lost an eye!
Dildos on the shelves, on the couch, used to secure a window, and prop a door open.
That bitch was legit, a dildhoe.”

by Cornicrappia August 3, 2022