David Cameron

Current Prime Minister of the UK (just) and leader of the conservative party. Even with a failed Labour government, most of the press on his side and economic crisis he still could not get a majority so did a deal with the lib dems. This says a lot: Either he is extremly useless or most of the country really don't want a tory government...half and half really.

He is currently enjoying himself by cutting everything, puting even more people in poverty. For example, incapacity benefit is being cut. Like it was disabled poor people that caused this reccesion, and thus budget defecit. Evil.

But ofcourse David Cameron knows what it is like for the common person, being very rich and going eton isnt going to affect that...

by link10 July 21, 2010

David Icke

A British author who is commonly know for exposing the reptilian bloodline that rules the world. To most of mainstream society he is known as a nut, loon, or just a conman. However, when you get to know his works you realize his theories are more documented, relevant, logical, and resourceful that what is commonly accepted as the truth.

Truther: David Icke is actually making alot of sense

Sheep: David Icke??!?!? I saw him on penn and teller he is totally mentally ill!

by Tim530 June 30, 2007

David

The man of my dreams. The most amazing person in the entire world. The person I will spend the rest of my life with.

The love of my life.

Typically drinks too much, plays his music wayyy too loud, and doesn't know how to take a joke. =

Also known as Day-Day, Dummy, Mr. Amazing, Little Foot. =

David Dunn; the boy that gets super drunk and incoherent, but still hugs and kisses me all night<3

by LoLo<3 October 20, 2008

Paul David Hewson

Paul David Hewson goes by Bono, and is the lead singer in U2. A positively perfect man in all of his imperfection, he is an excellent man and singer.

"I knew Paul David Hewson when I was growing up, but I bet he doesn't remember me."

by Loren, Spontaneous Lead Singer August 29, 2008

David

David Agtarap is a name used to describe a person with the qualities of a hero. He is truly a man. He may doubt himself at times but he is a strong, lovely, and funny man. He dances like a bamf, sings like an angel, and play piano like a rockstar. He is loved by many. He's on a never-ending journey to discover who he truly is. & I pray he finds it one day.

Ex: Woah, that studmuffin must be named David. He's amazing(:

by Mwah19 July 27, 2011

David Cooper

When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you proceed to yell out,

"Who's the boss?"

She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you turkey slap her in the face and then scream,

"David Cooper's the boss!"

Wranger 1: I have Fanta Pants!

Jesus Christ: I dont! You suck, you wranger!

Wranger 2: I also have Fanta Pants!

Allah: You all suck!

Wranger 3: Allah, did you fart?

Allah: Who ever smelt it dealt it!

David Cooper: Yahhhhhh, Trick, Yahhhhhh!

Soulja Boy: What the?

Soulja Boy's Mother: David Cooper is boss!

by Kobe Bryant feat. Soulja Boy June 10, 2008

David Beckham Syndrome

When you see a really hot guy who's too good to be true, and then he opens his mouth to reveal the most unattractive, unexpected voice you've ever heard.

"If he would just not open his mouth, he would be a god."
"Why? Is he rude or something?"
"Nope. He just has major DBS...."
"What's DBS? A disease? STD?!?!"
"No...it's David Beckham Syndrome...he has a really unattractive voice."

by judysequoia November 27, 2011