A rolling dumpster fire is an individual, or a collective, whose actions are treacherous, destructive, bone-headed, and out of control. A rolling dumpster fire's appearance may be messy, unkempt, ugly, and/or completely uncoordinated. Though very much like a hot mess, dumpster fire, or a train wreck, the main distinction of a rolling dumpster fire is that he or she is out of control, can't be stopped, and is threatening to light the whole goddamn neighborhood on fire.
"Did you see Martha's weave this morning? It was all off and shits. That girl is a rolling dumpster fire."
"Rosie is a rolling dumpster fire. She came in asking us stupid questions about the project, and then nobody got anything done until noon."
The act of having a bowel movement that is so urgent and formidable that the individual grabs the toilet rim with two hands and vocalizes a sound similar to that of an NBA star who just dunked a basketball. Ie: "Ahhhhhhhhhgh"
Lebron James ain't got nothing on the two handed slam dump I just made in the teachers lounge toilet.
after a night of sex with a one night stand, you drive to the store to "pick up something to drink." send the person in and take off while they are inside.
Guy One: hey what happened to that chick you were with at the club?
The phrase you teach your 4 year old grandson to say when he needs to tell his mother he must have a bowel movement. The grandson is given to understand that the phrase must be spoken loudly in public places.