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rolling dumpster fire 

A rolling dumpster fire is an individual, or a collective, whose actions are treacherous, destructive, bone-headed, and out of control. A rolling dumpster fire's appearance may be messy, unkempt, ugly, and/or completely uncoordinated. Though very much like a hot mess, dumpster fire, or a train wreck, the main distinction of a rolling dumpster fire is that he or she is out of control, can't be stopped, and is threatening to light the whole goddamn neighborhood on fire.
"Did you see Martha's weave this morning? It was all off and shits. That girl is a rolling dumpster fire."
"Rosie is a rolling dumpster fire. She came in asking us stupid questions about the project, and then nobody got anything done until noon."

dump and jump 

term for the process of jumping immediately after defacation in a portable restroom to prevent blue ass or splashback
They cleaned the portopotties this morning so I had to do the dump and jump to prevent blue ass.

Dump Em' 

a phrase you tell a woman to get her to show you her breasts.
(hot girl walks into the party)

ayyyy gurl dump em'!

(girl kindly lifts up her shirt and shows her breasts)
Dump Em' by Karpbrochill December 30, 2010

Slam Dump 

The act of having a bowel movement that is so urgent and formidable that the individual grabs the toilet rim with two hands and vocalizes a sound similar to that of an NBA star who just dunked a basketball. Ie: "Ahhhhhhhhhgh"
Lebron James ain't got nothing on the two handed slam dump I just made in the teachers lounge toilet.
Slam Dump by Jimmy frank February 13, 2014

fuck and dump 

Fuck and Dump:

after a night of sex with a one night stand, you drive to the store to "pick up something to drink." send the person in and take off while they are inside.
Guy One: hey what happened to that chick you were with at the club?

Guy Two: fuck and dump bro..
fuck and dump by ed fagan January 19, 2008

take a dump 

The phrase you teach your 4 year old grandson to say when he needs to tell his mother he must have a bowel movement. The grandson is given to understand that the phrase must be spoken loudly in public places.
Mama...I gotta TAKE A DUMP!
take a dump by harry flashman July 13, 2003