When two or more guys do douchy things to eachother over and over. Usually over something dumb that happened a long time ago.
GUY A loses a bet to GUY B and doesn't follow through with his end of the deal. GUY B proceeds to call him an asshole and takes a dump on GUY A's porch. GUY A retaliates by smashing GUY B's window.So on and so forth.
GUY C: "What's going on between them, I thought they were best friends?"
GUY D: "Oh they douch-it-out all the time. But I think it's gonna end soon cuz the big fight is tomorrow and they both got tickets to go.
GUY C: "What's going on between them, I thought they were best friends?"
GUY D: "Oh they douch-it-out all the time. But I think it's gonna end soon cuz the big fight is tomorrow and they both got tickets to go.
by Oswaldo Rodriguez November 15, 2009
Get the douch-it-outmug. Jerome approached a female half his age at the mall and said "Hey Wifey, I want to make beautiful music with you." An onlooker shook his head in disbelief and disgust and said tos his friend, "What a douche smacker."
by mysticblum3 July 18, 2012
Get the douche smackermug. by Johnson Johnson Johnson May 31, 2010
Get the Douche Hookmug. Describes a mate or partner that has perfected his craft through years of seeming like a great catch when in all actuality...he suddenly, and stealthily reveals himself as a complete douche bag.
Great husband and family man...and poof, the douche ninja comes out of nowhere and reveals that he is a cheating, lying scumbag. You had no idea. Surprise attack. Many victims.
by Sonny James August 29, 2013
Get the Douche Ninjamug. The female version of a "douche-bag." Quite possibly the 2nd worse term you can call a woman.
Douche Broads can usually be found cheating on their boyfriends, flirting to get stuff for free, and drinking and driving.
Douche-Broads usually have fake breasts, fake tans, fake blonde hair and a quite a few hundred purses and shoes.
Douche Broads are "non celebrities" who usually have a Facebook Fanpage because they already have too many Facebook friends. These are the same girls who post 100's of photos of themselves; all from the same night...
Douche Broads can usually be found cheating on their boyfriends, flirting to get stuff for free, and drinking and driving.
Douche-Broads usually have fake breasts, fake tans, fake blonde hair and a quite a few hundred purses and shoes.
Douche Broads are "non celebrities" who usually have a Facebook Fanpage because they already have too many Facebook friends. These are the same girls who post 100's of photos of themselves; all from the same night...
by cityguychicago May 15, 2011
Get the douche broadmug. 1.An all-out quelling of one's attempt to talk to a lady friend, dealt by an extreme faggot that usually iniates the block with a swift punch to the scrotum. This exceeds the level of a cockblock.
2.A bit of hardened residue left in a douchebag's drainage valve that allows the vaginal excriment to form to or more streams as it slops out.
2.A bit of hardened residue left in a douchebag's drainage valve that allows the vaginal excriment to form to or more streams as it slops out.
"Yeah I was making a good conversation with a stocked babe, and then JB runs up out of jealousy and hammers my nutsack. Such a douche block.
*With an educated english accent: "Oy! There seems to be a douche blockage seperating the excriment into these assorted bowls."
*With an educated english accent: "Oy! There seems to be a douche blockage seperating the excriment into these assorted bowls."
by wilynilystoleyourbili March 27, 2009
Get the Douche Blockmug. Hey Luke Zuke, look at that guy in the black beaver hat.
No kidding, Bo Zuke. He looks like a douche tip.
No kidding, Bo Zuke. He looks like a douche tip.
by Bo Zuke April 4, 2017
Get the douche tipmug.