Custard

The combination of cunt and bastard.

Shelly has really been a custard since she was dumped by Harold.

by Lisa L O O April 4, 2008

Custy

A gurl who looks sexy, but is a airborn diease. Custy girls tend to be the ones that all the guys want. and tend to get, thats why they are so narsty

"Mariha Carey is a custy bitch, its like that fucking tupac shit, that whore needs to be in a ditch" - starrlyn projects

by starrlyne July 18, 2006

One eyed, blue veined custard chucker

A splurge of Jism through one's penis

Need I explain any further

by Darren B Fry October 29, 2003

HM customs & excise

(n.) Her Majesty's custom and excise, who control most of British taxation, and really don't give a shit that it's too much, so shut up and pay, you working class daily star and the sun readers who bitch about the government.

HM customs & excise will amalgamate themselves with the Inland Revenue in a few years.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

Joint custody

When you've had a bad day and bust into your stoner friend's house and snatch the joint from his or her hand you are then said to have joint custody.

Who's got joint custody now??!

by Farle77 July 22, 2010

baby custard

(n) thick, creamy semen, especially when produced copiously.

Upon her return from Peru, my wife was shocked to find dried baby custard on the keyboard.

by Dr Monkey April 29, 2005

Custy

Refers to any customer with unreasonable requests and who acts like an all around son of a bitch.

Custy to Cashier: CAN YOU HURRY IT UP PLEASE?
Cashier: What a FUCKING CUSTY.

by Valerie and Tara September 25, 2004