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Hot Crapping

When you have to use a toilet right after somebody else, while the seat is still warm. This is especially annoying in a public restroom full of strangers or co-workers.

Similar to Hot Bunking}.
Man, I hate Hot Crapping.
by ol' bilnick September 30, 2016
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pre cramps

When you are 12 years old and about to have your period and you get cramps before you get actual cramps
She had pre cramps
by big jBig jfjsdfjdfj March 29, 2017
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sour crapple sauce

1. When sour crout and apple sauce is mixed together.

2. Often used as an exclaim when something is dropped or messed up.
1. "Hey, I just made some sour crapple sauce, if you want any. "

2. "(Sour) crapple sauce! That was not supposed to end up on the floor!"
by Discombobulation Kat August 31, 2017
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sour crapple sauce

1. When sour crout and apple sauce are mixed together.

2. Often an exclaim when something is dropped or messed up.
1. "Hey, I just made some sour crapple sauce, if you want any?"
2. "(Sour) crapple sauce! That was not supposed to end up on the ground!"
by Discombobulation Kat August 31, 2017
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hog cramps

After giving your all when sucking dick, you get neck cramps, so be it called hog cramps.
Jesus: how did it go with Luke?
Sarah: I have hog cramps from it
by thisfakehair April 23, 2019
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Doorstep Crapper

A "doorstep crapper" (or pooper) is a person who does something and then denies it, despite the strong evidence they did indeed.

Comes from the analogy of someone pooping on a doorstep, and upon confrontation says "Nobody's pooping on your doorstep, stop overreacting." Before again pooping on the doorstep later.

Doorstep crappers are hypocritical and act like they are innocent despite being guilty liars.
Example 1:
Person: Hey, Bob, stop stealing my cookies.
Bob: Nobody's stealing your cookies, stop complaining, nobody cares. *proceeds to steal Person's cookies*
Person: I see you Bob, stop being a doorstep crapper.

Example 2:
Kid: Hey, stop copying my work!
Peer: I'm not copying your work! *blatantly copies Kid's work again*
by jims gooning May 1, 2021
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big crapple

Slang for NYC mainly used by slick Tennesseans.
Won’t see that in the Big Crapple, Larry.
by ZammittaJ May 14, 2021
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