Cooteroid

A large ingrown hair located on a woman's UPA or directly located on her private parts. Typically the result of shaving ones pubic hair or bikini line. White heads are sometimes present but not necessarily.

"I was afraid to go down on her because she either had the herp, or a mad case of cooteroids."

by MC5 Buttonwillow September 16, 2013

cootering

Verb: the action of inserting an item(s)(lipstick, toy, food, drugs, contraband, etc) into a vagina for the purpose of hiding said item from interested parties (police, priest, boyfriend etc)

The young lady was cootering heroin when captured by the authorities.

by HK Han D'job July 23, 2015

Chickie-Cooter

The scientific term for those people with vaginas on the lower half of their body.

Scientist 1-You want to go to the bar & pick up some chickie-cooters?

Scientist 2-Chickie cooters!? Hells yeah!

by Sengir Vampyr July 17, 2011

cooter

1.female sex organ used in stupid ways.
2.better than saying "pussy".

"I SEE YOUR COOTER!!!"

or

"Yo..i get so much cooter now that im goin out with the slut."

by little_brat_4evr May 2, 2005

Cooter

A small town in southeastern Missouri.

I grew up in Cooter.

by Michael Barger October 12, 2006

cooter ball

a variation of the game nut ball when two or more females throw a ball at eachother's crotches. see the nut ball definition

wanna play cooter ball?

by M-HO March 10, 2005

cooter plug

A common word used in reference to a specific type of feminine hygiene product, that is often flushed down the toilet, causing said toilet to clog. Also known as a tampon.

Father to Plumber-Guy: "Have you found what's clogged up the toilet again?"
Plumber Guy: "Not yet..."
Father: "Better not be them damn cooter plugs!"

by JoshCarSr April 8, 2006