Cooties

evil pests that dwell in the cooter.

Stay away from that bitch nigga, she got them cooties.

by Buckingbancon June 27, 2010

cooter booger

The smelly sticky stuff you get on your hands after pleasuring your girl. Same consistency as nose boogers just from a different region.

Thanks babe, now let me go wash these cooter boogers off and we can grab something to eat.

by Bosley June 1, 2006

Cooter Chat

The conversation or chit chat the gynecologists insists on making during a pap smear or pelvic examination.

Doctor: "Nice weather we're having."
Patient: "Uh-huh."
Doctor: "Got any plans for the rest of the day?"
Patient: "Nuh-uh"
Doctor: "We're just about done here."
Patient: "Look Doc, I know you're trying to be nice, but can you please cut out the cooter chat and just 'git er done!?"

by kidsnpigs February 7, 2010

cooter

pussy, vagina, a sex organ, hopefully unhairy

my mom asked me why i shaved my cooter.

by john May 13, 2005

cootchi

the thing that all non gay men want in a woman,vagina,pussy or cootchi

man sallys cootchi is so tight

by Tyler Barron January 27, 2005

cooterbacon

1. The flabby and excess skin* between the vagina lips. It has no feeling, and often tastes really salty and pisslike.

2. The type of vagina that many people do not like.

*Note: The excess skin does indeed resemble uncooked, or raw bacon.

That girl over there, I got with her at this rockin' party, but she had a pound of cooterbacon!

by M4ttttttt March 24, 2007

Cooty Hole

A part of the female anatomy that is often said to need to be "loosened up".

Get yo fast ass sister down here so i can loosen up that cooty hole

by Thom Thumb.... October 24, 2008