COMBAT JERK

MASTERBATING WHILE IN A THEATER OF COMBAT AND WHILE YOU ARE ARE EITHER ENGAGING IN OR IN CLOSE PROXIMITY OF A FIREFIGHT.

DUDE! LOUIE GOT A COMBAT JERK LAST NIGHT DURING THAT MORTAR ATTACK!!!
ALSO SEE : COMBAT JACK, COMBAT JACKET

by HELD105MP September 21, 2011

comb-over

n. A method of attempting to hide baldness by using the remaining hairs on one side of the head to comb over and cover the top of the head.
adj. An insult to one's intelligence

In anticipation for his blind date this evening, Bob creates a comb-over with his thinning hair in hopes that his companion will be oblivious to his male pattern baldness.

by Super Gerbil July 11, 2004

Combe-Downer

A combe downer is a "less-than-full" mug or cup of your chosen beverage. It originates from 1970s Bath, UK. People from Combe Down were said to be stingy and so therefore, a "combe downer" is a stingy serving, usually a drink.

Person 1: *makes tea, half fills your mug, hands it to you*
Person 2: "well, that's a bit of a combe-downer..."

by ABC123abc123123 November 30, 2009

Combat Arms

An awesome online fps action game, which for some reason if you kill someone around a corner they yell out "Fucking Chammer" and "Hacker, get a life" It is also full of hackers and should try to update their anti-cheat system.

A typical match inside Combat Arms.

Nooblet: Wow, how'd you know I was there? Hacker.

You: Dude I saw you go there, calm your balls man.

Nooblet: Okay sure chammer, teamview?

You: Why? So you can prove your a nub for accussing me of hacking?

Nooblet: Duh. But now your nooby teammates are kicking you so I'll just F5 and go with that.

(Kicked for Hacking)

In the lobby game room after being kicked

You: Sup man, you get kicked too?

Guy 1: Yep, these guys are noobs...

Guy 2: I know they are such faggots.

You: Tell me about it...

by supmybitches January 12, 2010

Combat Juice

A surprisingly tasty mixed drink usually containing; Vodka, White Rum, Whiskey, Beer, Orange Juice, Grenadine, Pineapple Juice, and 7up/Sprite.

If mixed properly, the taste of alcohol is quite faint, which causes extreme intoxication.

Note: May also contain - Lemon/Lime Juice, Cranberry Juice, and/or Gin.

Joe: We got trashed last night on combat juice.

Aaron: WTF is combat juice?

Joe mixes one up: Prepare to get inebriated.

by aaronandrooze September 11, 2009

Cobourg

Home of some whores and crackheads

Whats cobourg?

It's a greasy part of southern Ontario

by Essofed September 21, 2016

The Comb

When a girl (or guy if you roll that way) is giving you a Blow Job and they use their teeth instead of their lips to give you a BJ. This can feel good if it is done lightly but usually when you refer to the comb a girl has used a little too much teeth on your dick. Usually inexperienced girls perform the comb quite often until a guy brings it up.

Sentence 1

Susie was giving me the comb last night and I didn't have the balls to bring it up with her so I sat through a terrible blow job.

Sentence 2

After Susie was finished giving me the comb, she had to peel my dick skin from her teeth.

by "The reciever of a bad comb" January 20, 2009