Chimp-Fuck

Verb: an unsuccessful attempt at trying to sneakily royally screw someone out of money. (chimp-fucking)

Noun: (Chimp-Fucker) One who gives off the impression and/or is caught in the act of trying to screw someone royally.

Jimmy: That Terminex guy was trying to charge me $1300 for Termites when it turns out what he was looking at was only water damage.

Danny: He was trying to Chimp-Fuck you!

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Pimp: Where's my money?

Prostitute: That's my money!

Pimp: You're just trying to chimp-fuck me!!!

by SonofNorthernDarkness August 13, 2009

Chimples

Chimples are unfortunate body acne residing around the bum and thigh regions.

Allister popped some gigantic chimpless when he shifted in his seat.

by MissBloodySunshine September 28, 2009

Chimpotent

A Chav who is impotent. Combining the two names.

I pulled down my girlfriend`s tracky bottoms and was still floppy. I must be a Batty boy and be Chimpotent.

by Daggg June 2, 2010

cimpa

its the ears cimpa

yo man i got a big cimpa

by sggggg December 20, 2010

Chimpanzee Bitchslap

When a girl attempts to fornicate her vagina with a peeled banana, resulting in a mushy mess down under.

"Man, I chimpanzee bitchslapped the fuck out of my punani last night...what a mess. Should have saved the banana for breakfast."

by Connoisseurbtch December 3, 2013

Chimping

To use counterfeit bills in a place of business; namely strip clubs where the act procures a certain animal characteristic

"Deandra said she thought I stole her money, but she crazy. She know I'm about that chimping"

by WilliamKilgore March 10, 2015

Chimpancamel

A mix of a chimpanzee and a camel.. not muck more I can say

Dude check out that chimpancamel!!

by Camelmaster2202 May 25, 2015