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Cleveland Handshake

1. Offering a seemingly genuine handshake to an individual but doing so in a quick manner, as if to display distraction/per-occupation, pulling your hand of choice from your jacket pocket after clutching a hidden turd, to complete the shake.

2. An attempt at using a Sedgley glove gun, or similar reproduction, in a sucker punch fashion to forever sleep a person of interest.
1. He seemed a real swell fella, I offered my hand at the conclusion of our business. I thought i had caught him off guard as he set his drink down but then he gave me the ole cleveland handshake!

2. Only the worst assassins choose the cleveland handshake over a dinner spoon!
by mcslezzy February 2, 2024
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Cleveland Z

This isn't your grandma's tetris piece. A Cleveland Z is best enjoyed face up and legs up. Open wide because here comes the Z train.

Dudes, it's a bunch of dudes doing things to your butt. One of the guy's name is Zed.

See also: Rhode Island Z
by Hobert Rarison December 6, 2022
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Cleveland

The suckiest baseball player I know. He’s a skinny morherfucker.
Cleveland sucks so bad at baseball
by Beast_04 October 23, 2019
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Grover Cleveland

The act of fucking someone nonconsecutively during a threesome.
I fucked him, then you fucked him, then I Grover Cleveland that ass.
by walterfbread October 18, 2021
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Cleveland Brewer

When a drunk girl gags while giving head and vomits on your dick... But cleans it up and finishes the job.
Dudes, Sheila got drunk and gave me a full Cleveland Brewer last night. She's a keeper.
by Anna Chovychoney October 29, 2021
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cleveland corner

Corner in downtown Cleveland on highway 90.
Did you drive through Cleveland? Yeah how about that Cleveland corner
by Talladega coozy July 24, 2021
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Cleveland Drive By

When someone is being driven around and pukes out the window of the moving vehicle.
You were so drunk last night you hit half the neighborhood with a Cleveland Drive By!
by BigDaddyDuergar August 9, 2021
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