chuck norris fail 

something that can not and will not ever happen.

Stacy: hey, how likely do you think it is for me to lose weight?
Tom: as likely as a Chuck Norris fail!
(Chuck Norris appears from the shadows, Roundhouse kicks Stacy in the face, and gives Tom a high-five)

chuck norris fail by the gentleman thief January 18, 2010

chuckstyle 

A way of life. A man's attributes, actions, beliefs, and style that allow him to excel with attractive members of the opposite sex. Based on the life of a unique Canadian renowned for his sexual prowess.

An average man - 5.5 inches; Chuckstyle - 8.3 inches.
Most men - Got Milk; Chuckstyle - Got Girth.
"Supersize it please" is the same as "Chuckstyle that would you."

chuckstyle by K Craig October 4, 2005

chuck you farley 

An old saying. It's simply fuck you charley used as a play on words. Goes back to at least the 50's.

Used good naturedly..usually!

Hey... Chuck you Farley.


Yeah.... Yuck fou Buddy!

chuck you farley by phatdave March 22, 2009

Naked chicks 

A response of agreement used when your buddy comes up with an exceptional idea or plan. Said as if you were wishing hot naked chicks to just appear and congratulate your bud by seductively rubbing themselves all over him. Not to be used sarcastically. But if used sarcastically, I guess it'd be ugly naked chicks. Ewww.

Buddy, "It'd be faster if we stop digging this pit with our hands and start using shovels, maybe even get a backhoe."

You, "Naked chicks, dude!"

Naked chicks by Jojobeed November 30, 2010

chuck-up 

n.

an event in which one or many fail or mess up in a moment of opportunity, and they are ridiculed by peers.

v.

to mess up, fail to clutch (in a gaming sense), or to otherwise not seize the moment and hang your head in shame with your friends watching.

Player1: "Dude, it's all you!"

*Player2 fails to see the enemy hiding in the bush in the corner of the map, get's sniped*

Player1: "Wow, what a chuck-up..."

chuck-up by Black Theorem July 6, 2010

Robotic Chuck Norris 

1. Robotic version of Chuck Norris who appears in Waterman cartoons. Has the ability to skip time and kick ass.

2. Something, or someone who didn't do anything.

3. Comic relief.

1. "Robotic Chuck Norris owes you nothing!"
"I'm equipped with the ability to skip time! I skipped a downward spiral of depression and retardedness to get to this mess.."

2. "Robotic Chuck Norris had nothing to do with that. That just sucked OUT OF CONTROL."

"IT WAS HIM"
"Dude, he's so Robotic Chuck Noris!"

3. "Gone goldfishing!"
"That was lame!"
*THUNK* "Aha ha ha ha ha ha Good times."

Robotic Chuck Norris by OverC July 2, 2005

boomerang chucker 

derogatory term for people of australian descent

"some australian bitch knocked my drink out of my hand and caused the glass to shatter on the ground next to my foot"

'did you call her a boomerang chucker afterwards?'

boomerang chucker by Lord Wilk May 21, 2008