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Checking the Bag

When you have a woman from behind hammering away and are about to bust your nut pull out and thrust into her anus releasing your seed. While she is in shock, you take your nut bag and insert into her moist overworked taco causing an eruption of semen from her anus.
Herman asked where he was headed after Marc told him he was Checking the Bag. Poundtown was not the answer Herman was expecting.
by S94Life December 6, 2017
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check yourself before you wreck yourself

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1 (v, idiom) "check yourself before you wreck yourself"

A popular idiom- its creation typically being credited to the revered American Gangster Rapper, Ice Cube- that implies a person, before making a firm choice of word(s) or action(s), should first exercise precaution and consider all outcomes and possible consequences that will follow as a result of what they say or do; and that, as a result of the individual's negligence to use foresight in the situation, if they do not exercise such precaution- or "check theirself" first, then on nearly every occasion that isn't a "first offense" the individual in question will suffer instantaneous or swift judgement (karma) dictated by the other people around them.

(synonyms: recognize, respect, keep it 100, watch one's attitude, watch one's mouf, behave oneself)

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"Ayo, Christine. I done seen my girl loving up another man."
"Who, Quincy?"
"Yes, ma'am. You already know I'm finna burn all her shoes!"
"Woah now, big dog! You'd betta check yourself before you wreck yourself."
by Yo Mama’s Asshole January 26, 2021
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Snipe check

The act of a first shot miss in battle or on a FPS game
or
The act of missing to attract the attention of a player or target to get them to move to a better fireing position.
Gamer 1 "Oh man I snipe checked that tank and got owned!"
Gamer 2 "STFU n00b"
Gamer 3 *Has other sniper and head shots gamer 1 and 2*
by Andrew116 November 9, 2008
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stripper check

when you pay for something with all one dollars bills. comes from people giving strippers ones at a strip club.
wow thanks for the stripper check for my birthday.

mike paid for the movies with a stripper check
by hero of anti April 5, 2008
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Cross Check

In hockey, it's a maneuver whereby an ice hockey player hits and pushes another hockey player with their ice hockey stick while holding the stick with both hands, with no part of the hockey stick touching the ice surface; performing a cross check.

In life, hit.
Jeff's mom was cross checked by his brother.
by Renley June 1, 2011
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motivation check

A chant used in many military branches to augment the "motivation," or spirit of a particular unit. Used notably in many JROTC groups during roll call @ drill meets, athletic tournaments, etc., such a ubiquitous pattern of speech invokes an instinctive human aggression in said unit.

The motivation check, though at times may appear facetious, panders to our need for something funny to say, but in reality allows us to lose our individuality to achieve a collective identity.
"(insert unit here), MOTIVATION CHECK!"

Highly motivated,
Truly dedicated.
Rough, tough, lean, mean.
Motivated, motivated, motivated, (RANK)!
Dedicated, dedicated, dedicated, (RANK)!
I want PT, (rank), I love PT!
I like it, I love it, I want more of it!
Move like lightning, sound like thunder,
We put the enemy six feet under,
(COMPANY)! Move fast, move quick,
Now break it on down like you just won’t quit!
Hooah!
Hooah!
HOOAH!
by cptamerica1337 February 10, 2012
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Internet Checkpoint

Internet Checkpoint is a specific point in the Internet where people from all walks of life would comment about how their life is going on. Started by taia777 in 2012, the original video was removed from Youtube due to copyrighted music. The original version has a Japanese title with a low-graphics thumbnail. Started from Youtube, people would get the video recommended seemingly of nowhere and out of curiosity, they choose to watch it, they find a beautiful collection of commenters who make entries and make us realize no matter how far we are, we are connected with each other regardless of nationality and ethnicity.
Hey bro, I just stumbled upon the Internet Checkpoint on Youtube and its like reading a history book but not boring.
by SidonTheTroll June 15, 2023
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