Cake Wasted

When you've eaten so much birthday cake, or just cake, you feel almost wasted. People who are cake wasted are usually in a daze, close to unconsciousness,(or already), and/or swollen with a food baby.

After eating two slices of triple decker chocolate cake, I fell asleep on my way to the bathroom. I was so cake wasted!

by cupcakes* July 4, 2011

cake cheesewell

Absolute unit, steals all the birds, beats ninja in all the 1v1s

Cake cheesewell is sneaky

by Cake cheesewells best m8 June 12, 2018

Cake it up

A phrase used to express joy and excitement at the prospect of doing something really fun and cool.

I'll see you on Thursday, we are gonna cake it up! or alternately, that is so caked up.

by Cakey1 August 4, 2011

cake and cock party

A festival of gays that generally is held at fire island. The party inevitably runs out of cake and turns into a cock fest.

Mike: Hey Frank where is Rewg?
Frank: Hes on flamer island at a cake and cock party no cake just cock.
Mike: what a faggot...

by Rewg August 25, 2011

Cake Pop

Someone who is fat on the top but has really thin/fit legs.

That girl doesn't just have a muffin top; she's a straight up cake pop!

by clarasssaurus December 31, 2012

Cake sitting

A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.

Dan: I'm waiting for Alanis Morissette to perform a publicized cake sitting.

Jennifer: Cake sitting can be fun, actually; the pleasant, warm and fuzzy feeling of the fudge on my tooshy makes me wanna sit on a cake myself.

by DonnyDDD October 16, 2010

Cake it

In skateboarding, Cake it means to put a lot of wax on to a ledge, bank, rail, or something to make it slide or grind.

The ledge is sticky can you cake it?

by Andrew "Tinky" Tomich February 2, 2010