concert vagina

The concert vagina is a woman who pretends to be one of the guys in order to get attention from a group of single and/or "unavailable" men in situations where the female/girlfriend element is intentionally absent. Akin to a concert pianist, a concert vagina earns this title by consistently positioning herself at center stage in a group of enthralled spectators.

Trademark moves of the concert vagina include inviting herself to poker night and showing up in a miniskirt holding a six pack of your favorite beer. In this manner, the concert vagina is able to advertise herself as the best of both worlds. Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like the concert vagina?

by roxemil February 28, 2008

gave her a sean connery

a proper back-hander... that the bitch deserved!

After a hard day's work i came home to find my slag of a wife had let my tea go cold - so i threw my plate against the wall and "gave her a sean connery."

by the bitches December 29, 2006

connectile dysfunction

(noun) The sudden loss or inability to maintain network connectivity.

"I can't connect to the website. I might be experiencing connectile dysfunction."

by fodeewater January 25, 2008

Conference Call of Duty

Having a conference all over a game of Call of Duty instead of using a regular telephone or Skype. While a fun way to discuss things, most people find that they are good at talking and playing Call of Duty, but not both at the same time.

Yeah, we worked out the details of our trip over a conference call of duty.

by Jadder Obbins November 28, 2011

Concern Troll

A person who, under the guise of "concern" makes negative, condescending, or rude statements to another. Often used as a more socially acceptable version of fat/skinny shaming but has a wide range of possible usages.

Concern trolls may "I am so concerned that she got a piercing because it might get infected". "I am so concerned that she's didn't do her hair today maybe she's depressed" or "Wow you're so overweight. I'm just worried about your health"

by WeebEnable630 April 11, 2022

Leastern Conference

Another name synonymous for the Eastern Conference of the National Basketball Association(NBA) that is ridiculed by the Western Conference for their subpar team records and easy path to the NBA Finals every year. The conference is often plagued with the lack of talent and often top-heavy records that allows the same teams such as the 2010-14 Miami Heat to reach the NBA Finals year to year with minimal or no real competition. The disparity is often attributed to Michael Jordan's second retirement from the Chicago Bulls in 1998.

Joe: Did you hear that the Miami Heat went to four straight finals? Now that's an impressive feat only done three times before.

Miller: Yeah, but they play in the Leastern Conference so it's not that impressive with how easy they had it out there. Now had they gone to four straight finals in the Western Conference that would be no doubt an impressive feat. Just look at the 9th seed 2013-14 Phoenix Suns in the Western Conference, they would have been a 3rd seed in the Leastern Conference.

Joe: When you put it like that I guess you're right.

by Concerned User July 3, 2014

Supernatural Connection

A psychic link is a connection between two people that transcends physical limitations. It’s a mingling of personal energy that enables individuals to communicate feelings, desires, moods, life events, health, thoughts and needs without any verbal communication or physical proximity – defying both logic and reason.Psychic links among people often form when strong emotions are present. Emotions are powerful patterns of thought that direct personal energy objectively, forming attachments. These attachments can pave the way for psychic channels to open, enabling extra-sensory perception

Supernatural Connection What this means is that your feelings for someone can cause you to become extra-sensitive to that person on all levels, seen and unseen. The more invested you are in someone’s well-being, the more likely you are to form a psychic link with them – especially if you think or worry about them regularly. You can see this in the example I have with my mother. Even though I have 3 siblings, the link my mom has with me is stronger than with my siblings because I was often sick as a child, unlike them. This caused her awareness to train itself to continually check into my field and make sure I was okay, forming a strong link that remains.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 7, 2019