Pretentious Clit

Overly sensitive version of a pretentious dick.

Tom: Mike started crying when I called him out on his bullshit. What the fuck?

Jim: What a pretentious clit.

by King_Jupiter November 07, 2014

lick the clit

An insult generally used by Men that have no insults left or are transgender

Bitch! Lick the clit! *Points to his asshole*

by Blibbyreal July 30, 2017

Cocaine Clit

The female equivalent to whiskey dick but after, well, you know...

Becky - “How was it the other night?”
Sammy - “Yeah, was it good?”
Laura - “Guys, I couldn’t do it. I got that cocaine clit...”

by ClarissaXxOooxxXo July 30, 2020

Clit Salute

The female version of a boner, or simply when a woman is attracted to a woman purely for sexual reasons.

Gina's got such a clit salute for David, it doesn't really matter that he's her husband's best friend.

by Mal23 October 02, 2010

clit juice

still on the lookout for this eccentric bodily fluid, I have heard through the grapevine that it is the most nourishing element to ever have been consumed by a human. MY PERSONAL FAVORITE FLAVOR IS RAINBOW TESTICLE FLAVOR.

OMG MACI'S CLIT JUICE IS ON PAR WITH GOD.

by Booty flaker November 08, 2021

Clit guitar

Similar to the well known air guitar, only strummed with the clitoris.

Kitty jammed through the night on her clit guitar, riffing O's to Z's!

by Dfiler420 February 24, 2019

Clit-chaser

A man who actually charles about women’s sexual pleasure. He cums from eating pussy. He is a feminist (but not just to get women)

Girl 1: “Reuben’s such a clit-chaser”
Girl 2: “PHWOARRRR”

by Jefh Ox October 05, 2021