chicken boobs

girl with saggy small tits

look at that girl with deflated boobs, they look like chicken boobs

by ninjablue December 9, 2003

Boobs

Two Squishy Fat-Lumps On The Women's Body That Produce Milk To Feed Innocent Little Babies That Are Prone To Cancer, Stretch-Marks, and Other Abnormalities.

Guy1#: Dude, Look At Her Boobs! I totally wanna blow my load all over those sweater puppies!
Girl: You are disgusting, These are for children's nourishment, not for your disgusting manly wanton sexual advances. Yours are bigger than mine anway.

by PatchWorkRamenBug March 29, 2010

boobs-drunk

When drunk, the tendency to perceive a woman as attractive due to the size of her breasts regardless of any other feature (except the presence of a penis or other significant deformation)

Guy 1: Hey did you see the girl Danny went home with last night?

Guy 2: Yeah.Her tits are huge, but she's fat and ugly. He MUST have been boobs-drunk

by Kegeltheelf October 11, 2011

National grab boobs for 2 months

Grab a girls boobs for two months w out a problem ala october and novmeber

“Why are you grabbing my boobs?”

Because it’s National grab boobs for 2 months

by Your welcome fagsp September 30, 2019

Medusa Boobs

Breasts (normally female) that are either so ugly, or so freakin hot, that people who see them (either clothed or not) turn to stone out of sheer shock. Those who do usually don't recover unless they watch some boring political discussion, which usually drops them out of the shocked state.

Jim: "I see that Jenny has some medusa boobs."
James: "How do you know?"
Jim: Didn't you hear? She took her top off for the guys at her party. Nobody could move afterward, they were so hot."
James: "Sweet. Let's play video games."

by Abyss Shark May 28, 2006

Hayley's Boobs

Hayley being Hayley Williams of the band Paramore. The saying "Hayley's Boobs" generally means someone who is hot but has small boobs, as Hayley Williams is. This saying was created by the Guitarists of Paramore during an interview at an airport.

Frank: Dude, look at her, she is HOT!
Bob: Nah man, she has Hayley's Boobs.
Frank: Damn.

by Jakeeyyyyy July 2, 2009

Boobstand

A boobstand is generally defined as the female lies on top of the male, while he is holding the female's shoulders with his hands, and he tittyfucks the female.

Mike: Dude, I totally gave this chick a boobstand last night. It was quite enjoyable.

Josh: Honestly?

Mike: Yeah, FUCK YEAH

by Albert Abagail June 10, 2009