Investment Boobs

Breasts that, while small, won't become saggy as the woman grows old

"Your fiancee has got some pretty small tits."

"Nah man, think of them as investment boobs."

by fragmonkey September 30, 2011

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heather boobs

A girl who claims to have boobs, and while there is some protrusion from the chest, what she has are not what a man would called boobs. They are joke sized and therefore only recognized as "Heather Boobs." They technically exist, but only to the individual with them. The male population at large will reject them as boobs.

Roger: Where are your boobs?
Heather: I have Boobs
Roger: Well, you have Heather boobs.

by Larry 78 October 15, 2017

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head boobs

The big squishiness on a snek head

Person 1: Omg! Your snek’s head boobs are so squishy!
Person 2: I know right!
Snek: You hecks, stahp it! Hiisss! Much anger! No touch! *becomes a ball* *does a good hide* *inadvertently becomes even cuter*
Person 1 & 2: *inhuman screeching*

by HorizonTheSandWing/RainWing January 16, 2019

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