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butthole dickmole

Butthole Dickmole occurs when one is engaged in sexual intercourse of the anus and upon withdrawal of the penis, notices that there is a smidgen of poo on the head of his penis bearing much resemblence to a mole. If your name happens to be Spencer, you may panic in fear that your fuckbuddy might see the speck of shit which would cause severe awkwardness so you decide to ingest the mole-resembling dot of shit and then comment to your friends that it didnt even have a taste. "very bland"
Joe Shmoe: Im afraid to fuck her in the ass cuz i dont want to end up with a "Butthole Dickmole"

Spencer: Dude, all you have to do is eat it before she sees it and your golden man. besides, it doesnt even taste bad! AAA UUUUUUUU
by Vulgardefmaker January 19, 2008
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butthole

Name for pledges for the Phi chapter of DKE at Yale University during pledge week.
Eat the pizza with Tabasco, cod-liver oil, and jalapenos butthole!
by Anonymous October 27, 2003
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Its lies between your two {2} SquishBuns. Its where your JunkyJunk aka: Waste comes out of
'OH EM GOD, WHAT IS THAT SMELL?' '*she follows the smell, and it leads to an elephants squishbuns, 10 miles away*

Street name: Butthole
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by Clownboi69🤡 November 3, 2019
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Butthole Eyes

Having sunken and dark ringed eyes, as a symptom of Chron's Disease. Being related to gastrointestinal discomfort, aka "Butthole Eyes".
Pete Davidson has Chron's, I can tell from the unrelenting smell and his sunken-in Butthole Eyes.
by TheSchwarmanPervert May 24, 2023
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Tiny butthole

A butthole so microscopic that without spit can be impenetrable
by Fireflame420 May 14, 2015
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Jordan's loose butthole

A hole that is very moist and loose on a man named Jordan. Aka VFT
by 1569Wheels1569 May 16, 2013
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