A fat fuck who never knows when or how to shut the fuck up and always dick rides new people they meet
Person 1: do you Brandon is?
Person 2: the fat fuck who always dick rides every one he meets?
Person 1: yeah
Person 2: yeah I fucking hate his fat ass
Person 2: the fat fuck who always dick rides every one he meets?
Person 1: yeah
Person 2: yeah I fucking hate his fat ass
by Fuck-me1837 November 13, 2020

Brandon: Baby I love you I'll see you tomorrow...
Few hours later. Yeah I fucked another woman. Sorry
Few hours later. Yeah I fucked another woman. Sorry
by Starstream February 3, 2019


by Skiru September 23, 2016

Brandon is the messiah
by Connor Perkins February 16, 2021
