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Brandon

A lad who's been slapped in the face by dog dick.
I'm such a Brandon...but I love it really.
by KatieNotKatrina September 5, 2016
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This Steelers loving, Duke fanatic, Meme King is sure to tell it how it is. He is also one to claim he’s always invited to “the cookout”, but we all know that’s still up for debate. His funny and wild side is not to be overshadowed by his sensitive, true self. One to always be his own harshest critic but won’t forget to give himself the pat on the back he deserves. Doesn’t shove broccoli down your throat like his annoyingly healthy bestie. Aka, he has no problem binge eating a whole pineapple pizza with you and won’t judge you for it either. Final note, the biggest kid at heart in the room.
“Man, I saw Brandon last night and I forgot how much I miss that kid
by youllneverkn0w March 1, 2019
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Pinhead and has smoker voice
Resembles beetlejuice
by Moe lester123 June 14, 2018
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by bobsbigboy3 August 6, 2018
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Brandon is a sweet and loving guy. He will always make you feel special, and will always make you feel loved. He is always there for you. Whenever you’re scared he’s got your back. Brandon is an amazing athlete, and he’s really good at video games. He’s so nice unlike other guys who are absolute dicks. He will always be your friend and love you as long as you do the same. Brandon is a great friend or boyfriendto have! Get yourself a handsome loving Brandon like mine!!
Brandon is so sweet! I love him!
by Cbeeler7 March 5, 2018
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Brandon is a simp and will do anything you want him to but won’t text you good morning. He’s one of the best boyfriends you’ll ever have. If you have a boyfriend named Brandon you are a very lucky girl. But you must know he can be a little overprotective. He’s a very nice, hot, sweet guy and will do anything for you.
brandon is a very nice guy
by hahah71717 May 3, 2020
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A fucking retarted 11 year old that is a nicotine head
Brandon your such a nicotine head, stop vaping in the school bathroom faggot
by Meowslayer69 October 27, 2018
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