Brown coffee

When you have liquid diarrhea and can’t make it to the toilet, so you just use a coffee cup

He had brown coffee last night after his toilet was occupied

by FireFuego May 20, 2025

Brown Kazoo

When a person is performing oral sex on another person's anus and audibly hums while doing so.

Oleg played Libby's "Brown Kazoo" when he hummed "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey while eating her butthole.

by VelveyJ. January 26, 2022

Carolina Hot Brown

A stack of three or more people laying ass-to-face, each performing analingus on the person above them.

“That orgy was great man! We finished the night with a Carolina Hot Brown! My face was completely buried in this chick’s crack while a stranger plunged their tongue into my anus from below!”

by PoopsieOnMahSquibba November 4, 2020

brown gravy twitch

when you have to shit so bad, all you can do is sit, stand, or pace and twitch; typically experienced in situations when a bathroom cannot be accessed

*standing in line at the store* "Man, I ate too much for lunch, now I got the brown gravy twitch."

by Becquiqui December 22, 2013

Farmer Brown New York

In New York State; Vestal, there is a story that has been going around since 1844. The tale is 'Farmer Brown'. Farmer brown woke up a night to his daughter being gone, she was murdered for a satanic ritual. He went on a murderous rampage, killing 13 children. Eventually the town found him in choconut creek, also known today as the witches forest of new york, he was killed.

Farmer Brown New York was a bad man.

by New York Stories May 27, 2024

Leoni Brown

The original Cunt, from cuntsville.

If Leoni Brown works at your workplace, she probably heads up the cycle to work scheme.

by Get us a coke July 13, 2022

Jenson Brown

Just naturally the best around always gets girls left right and centre a lot off people get jealous of a Jenson and will try to attack him but cannot be beat

Jenson browns are gods and can not be touched

by Can’tbelieve youdon’tthis57 January 28, 2021