I like talking to girls

I’ve never been one for guy talk.

I like talking to girls

by confused cajun man January 23, 2021

I put that shit on everything

Definition: a profession of absolute honesty from one person to another. It is a variation of the phrase, "I put that shit on everything that I love."

Origin: Unknown. However, the phrase is extremely popular in the Southeastern United States, particularly in Mississippi, Alabama, and Louisana. Since hot sauce (or pepper sauce) is so popular in these states, hot sauce manufacturer, Frank's Red Hot, uses it as their official slogan.

Variations:
"On God"
"On everything"
"Put that on something"
"I put that on my momma/grandmomma"

Me: Bro, I don't know what happened to your wallet.
You: I don't believe you. I think you're lying...
Me: I don't have it, serious. I PUT THAT SHIT ON EVERYTHING!

by thetillmansneakerreview January 30, 2021

Wsdyyyy. Ppone i broknn

A useful way for apprentice electricians to get out of boring Zoom meetings. Only effective against truly stupid teachers.

Hey Chris, just so you know Wsdyyyy. Ppone i broknn.

by dabestofalltime February 8, 2021

Why do I believe that?

Interjection. Use it to demonstrate complete understanding, acceptance, and, at some level, disregard for a piece of information because it is considered a given.

Person 1: I'm high.
Person 2: Why do I believe that?

by Migaspin March 2, 2021

I wanna kill you

I wanna kill you is word that's typically used when someone wants to kill you

Jim - I wanna kill you
Tom - okay?

by Cripple 150 April 5, 2021

I am very bored

When you are so bored and you really are supposed to be doing some random school assignment but its more fun to read this because you are trying to procrastinate and so am I writing this and so this is going to be a long definition of a phrase because everyone gets bored at some time and if you don't get bored then you are not human and should therefore go to the planet where your species came from.
this is gonna be the end of the definition cause I should probably be getting back to doing that school assignment I talked about in the beginning of this definition but that was 2 minutes ago so who remembers that?

I am very bored. I think I might just look it up in the urban dictionary

Later........
Wow, this was a waste of my time but at least it helps my procrastination.

by Snakea1122 April 5, 2021

you wheel I deal?

A situation in which one dude asks his friend, "If you drive I'll pay for the cover charges"....

"dude if ""You wheel I deal?".. because you were wasted last night.

by vinman59 April 12, 2021