dumpster dick

a dick that fucks to many ho's or prostitutes and becomes infected with disease.

Man, i think i have a dumpster dick from fucking that prostitute on main st. last night.

by umphucker October 30, 2007

Dick printing

When a girl falls in love with a dude without even smashing. Tendencies include stalking his Snapchat and Insta, saying he is the love of her life in his comments. Essentially what happens between that wolf guy and that baby in Twilight.

Kaylin: "Yo boi this chick won't stop tryna jump on my dick".
Cameron: "Shit dawg, she done gone and started dick printing your ass".
Kaylin:"You right, I'm goddamn screwed".

by Knowledge man April 27, 2020

dick ants

A common alement from fucking an anthill. Then then are spread from host to host during intercourse via ejaculation.

Blood, globs of semen, ant carcasses are signs of dick ants.
A common case was on 4chans section called /b/ or random where anonymous posted asking for help. The post indicated he knew nothing about dick ants.

"Bitches don't know bout' my dick ants."

by anonymousTyTy August 28, 2011

[dick juice]

any kind of liquid from ur dick. piss semen u name it sport

i gotta piss. im gonna go unload some dick juice behind this dumpster

tell dick juice to give chelsey more hours at work before i skull drag his wife

by lego fuck January 25, 2009

Dick Andrews

hairy homosexual tennis player

He's a bit of a Dick Andrews

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

Dick Bandit

One who spends his nights stealing the dicks of other individuals and then stores them in mason jars in his room.

Zac is such a dick bandit that he has 48 jars of stolen cocks in his room!
(Also see cock hound)

by Dick Bandit Detective September 23, 2009

Apple Dick

Before a man is about to nut, the head of the man's dick will become as red as an apple.

Damn girl, you given me that apple dick!

by Raymond Mitchell May 4, 2008