slap dick

1. a stupid person who is more than the average moron. Dopey as all sense of the word applies.
2. masturbation
3. doofus

Chris is such a fucking slap dick, he can't even wipe his own ass.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

drizzle-dick

An unenthusiastic ejaculation, when the ejac comes out like a leaky faucet or a runny nose.

"The twentieth time I wacked my weenole it didn't squirt across the foyer.....I just had that drizzle-dick."

by Jethro X December 12, 2005

Dick Head

Someone who is looking up "Dick Head"

A Dick Head: I'm going to look up "Dick Head" on Urban Dictionary.

by the thing that eats March 16, 2010

dumpster dick

a dick that fucks to many ho's or prostitutes and becomes infected with disease.

Man, i think i have a dumpster dick from fucking that prostitute on main st. last night.

by umphucker October 30, 2007

Dick printing

When a girl falls in love with a dude without even smashing. Tendencies include stalking his Snapchat and Insta, saying he is the love of her life in his comments. Essentially what happens between that wolf guy and that baby in Twilight.

Kaylin: "Yo boi this chick won't stop tryna jump on my dick".
Cameron: "Shit dawg, she done gone and started dick printing your ass".
Kaylin:"You right, I'm goddamn screwed".

by Knowledge man April 27, 2020

dick sneeze

jizzing on bitches...

bitch you wanna see my dick sneeze???

by ironmankkk January 16, 2011

Nickel Dick

A dick/penis that is not worth a dime.

"How was your date last night, Joanne?" Asked Katie.

"It was horrible, he had a Nickel Dick." Joanne replied.

"Oh No! That must have been awful!" Katie exclaimed.

by Rikian February 23, 2010